- The Barry White Golem Dildo
Dildos, vibrators, cock rings, anal beads, and vibrating anal bead dildos with attached cock rings, these are common words that are commonly used in the liberal Judaen lexicon, at least in the bedrooms.
Your thinking now: ‘Wait, hold on Josh, I don’t use those words in the bedroom nor do I use those things, and what the fuck is a Judaen?’
My response is: Not yet, and secondly Judaen is your real ethnic name, not Jew.
I hate to be the one to break the news but Judaens are generally pretty kinky and horny people and we always have been so. Raw, lusty sex is part of our national heritage and history, to some extent.
Here is one example of many juicy bits:
“Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.”
(Ezekiel 23: 19-21)
“and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.”
(Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)
I’ll bet your Rabbi never taught you about this juicy Biblical porn, and that is just the tip of the orgasm, as they say. While the Judaen people did not write the Kama Sutra, god bless India, we can be rest assured that a Judaen was behind the distribution and sales of the Sutra. On the other hand, we have the Tanach which has many stories and Dr Ruth Westheimer, and she kicks the shit out of the Kama Sutra any day.
Anyways, what the point of this article is of an original video below that I put only recently put together . It’s of the world’s first and only Golem vibrator that sings Barry White songs to vaginas. Pretty cool huh? I thought so too. Also, XXX pornstar icon Nikki Benz, wishes a L’haim to Jewish Mayhem.
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Once upon a time a tall, good looking, Jewish boy with a full head of bushy hair from New York did what many other young Jewish lads do to make their marks in the big gentile world and that is to open a business. This particular Jew was into making big bucks, being fit and into fitness, as well as shtuping (Yiddish for Fucking) young, fit, sexy women. So he opened a fitness gym in Los Angeles in 1991.
