012 Judaens Convince Russian Goy to Drink a Litre of Vodka and Litres of water for one dollar.
Russian arrogant goy drinks a litre of vodka and litres of water afterwards and then vomits it all up in an explosion
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“Come my beloved, let us go to the fields. If the pomegranate trees are in flower, then I shall give you the gift of my Love.”
Song of Songs 7:12
2007 Marks the second decade of HE’BREW Beer and to celebrate this monumental marker, Shmaltz Brewing Co. presents ORIGIN Pomegranate Ale, and just in time for Passover too!
Shmaltz Brewing Co. owner Jeremy Cowan announced: “A renewal of our original HE’BREW Beer covenant, brewed once again after 10 years with the juice of over 10,000 luscious Pomegranates, ORIGIN is a complex, rich and balanced Imperial Amber Ale with a truly unique character. A slight reworking of our 10th Anniversary Genesis 10:10, ORIGIN amazingly enough remains the only nationally distributed Pomegranate Strong Ale in the country.”
“I am thrilled with this beer, and I hope you will be as well. “
ORIGIN is our fourth permanent year round offering, and with the expertise of master brewer Paul McErlean and the brewers at Mendocino Brewing East, I think the current HE’BREW line up can proudly stand with the best creations of the many spectacular craft brewers in the country.” Says Shmaltz Beer Co. owner. When will ORIGIN Pomegranate Ale be coming to a store near you must be wondering? 22 ounce bottles should be hitting shelves any day so sneak in a taste before the annual 8 day beer fast for Passover….or the perfect excuse for non Jewish Shmalzters to bum rush the HE’BREW shelves while the Jews hit the matzoh, gefilte fish and potato vodka. ORIGIN Pomegranate Ale is the only Pomegranate Strong Ale in the country according to Jeremy and at a whopping 8% alc too.
Jeremy announced “We will be having many many events, tastings, and celebrations across the country this year to hoist “L’Chaims” together and will keep you informed. The website will have a list of events. For now thank you so much for your collective support bringing HE’BREW to this season…and beyond! Enjoy your anti-oxidation while you enjoy your oxidation…simultaneously! To Life!!”
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Creation, 1996, C.E.: On the floor of a San Francisco Mission District loft, intimate friends squeeze luscious pomegranates by hand to brew the first 100 cases of the original HE’BREW Beer.
Evolution: The culmination of the first decade of Shmaltz Brewing and a core offering for our second, ORIGIN renews this sacred covenant, sacrificing over 10,000 pomegranates for each precious hand-crafted batch.
Revelation, on-going: In Jewish tradition, pomegranates symbolize righteousness, with seeds said to number 613, the total commandments in Torah. In Deut. 8:8, pomegranates, barley and wheat prove the bounty of the Land of Milk and Honey. The calyx atop the fruit inspired the original Jewish crown. One Persian hero of myth consumed a pomegranate and became invincible. Muhammad instructed: “Eat the pomegranate, for it purges the system of envy and hatred.” Newlywed Greeks eager for a family crush one under-heel for fertility. Buddha cured a child-devouring demoness of her evil habit by instructing her to eat a pomegranate.
Whether for knowledge or temptation, for virtue or valor, for art or for love, revel in the sumptuous pleasures of ORIGIN. To Life…L’Chaim!
* In the Greek myth of Persephone’s abduction by Hades, lord of the underworld, the pomegranate represents life, regeneration, marriage, perhaps the seasons… contradictory versions, way too convoluted for a beer flyer-googleit!
* The pomegranate gave its name to the Hand Grenade from its shape and size (and the resemblance of its seeds to a grenade’s fragments) * Although not native to Japan, the pomegranate is widely used for bonsai, because of its lovely flowers and for the unusual twisted bark that older specimens can attain. * St. John of the Cross made the pomegranate seeds the symbol of divine perfection.
* The Pueblo believed that those who witnessed the ingestion of the arils were blessed with powers of divination. * In China the pomegranate is widely represented in ceramic art symbolizing fertility and abundance. A picture of a ripe open pomegranate is a popular wedding present.
* In ancient Rome newlywed women wore headdresses made from pomegranate twigs, and its juice was consumed as a remedy for infertility.
* Among the Bedouins of the Middle East, after a wedding, a fine specimen of pomegranate is split open by the groom as he and his bride open the flap of their tent or enter the door of their house. Abundant seeds ensure that the couple who eat it will have many children.
* In Buddhism, along with the citrus and the peach, the pomegranate is one of the three blessed fruits, often represent the essence of favorable influences. * The heavenly paradise of the Koran describes four gardens with shade, springs, and fruit, including the pomegranate. Legend holds that each pomegranate contains one seed that has come down from paradise.
* Since the rind of the fruit is tough, but the juice sweet, the pomegranate came to symbolize the priest; severe on the outside, indulgent on the inside. * In Christian art, the pomegranate often found in paintings of the Virgin and Child symbolizes resurrection and life.
* The Song of Solomon compares the cheeks of a bride behind her veil to the two halves of a pomegranate.
* The Qu’ran mentions pomegranates three times – twice as examples of the good things God creates, once as a fruit found in the Garden of Paradise.
* In some parts of the world, it’s believed that Eve tempted Adam with a pomegranate.
* “Or from Browning some ‘Pomegranate’, which if cut deep down the middle / Shows a heart within blood-tinctured, of a veined humanity.” -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Lady Geraldine’s Courtship
* Medieval representations of the pomegranate tree were associated with the end of a unicorn hunt. The captured unicorn appears to be bleeding from wounds that are pomegranate seeds dripping blood red juices on his milk white body. Wild and uncontrollable by nature, unicorns can be tamed only by virgins. Once tamed, the unicorn was chained to a pomegranate tree.
* Etymology: The genus name, Punica is after the Phoenicians, who spread its cultivation, partly for religious reasons. Its species name granatum derives from the Latin adjective granatus, meaning ‘grainy’. However, in classical Latin the species name was malum punicum or malum granatum, where “malum” is an apple. This has influenced the common name for pomegranate in many languages (e.g. German Granatapfel, seeded apple). Even “pomegranate” itself has this meaning; pomum is Latin for apple.
* In “The Persian War,” Herodotus writes of golden pomegranates adorning the spears of warriors in the Persian phalanx.
* The pomegranate was chosen as the logo for the Millennium Festival of Medicine from a shortlist that included DNA, the human body, and a heart beat.
* The British Medical Association and three royal colleges feature the pomegranate in their coats of arms. The Royal College of Physicians of London had adopted it in their coat of arms by the middle of the sixteenth century.
* The use of pomegranate rind and root bark as a treatment for tapeworm infestation (“Latas tineas ventris”) was recommended by several early Roman medical writers and is still listed as a treatment for tapeworms and diarrhea in a current encyclopedia of medicinal plants.
* Dioscorides describes some of them: “All sorts of pomegranates are of a pleasant taste and good for ye stomach…The juice of the kernels prest out, being sod and mixed with Honey, are good for the ulcers that are in ye mouth and in ye Genitals and ye paines of ye eares, and for the griefs in ye nostrils”.
Last night at 11 PM Moztie Shabbat on the day before Yom Kippur, thousands of Jews were making their way to the Kotel to take part in the last gathering of slichot before Yom Kippur. As the police in Jerusalem where blocking main roads and re-directing traffic because of the congestion, I too made my way into the center of the Holy city for a very unique tour. Along with 20 of my colleagues, all youth directors in the Jewish towns of the Shomron, we set out for a very different experience, a special sight-seeing tour that should stand as a wake-up call to all of us.
We gathered at Zion square near midnight to meet our guide Simon. The area was packed with thousands of boys and girls between the approximate ages of 13 to 21. Shimon told us that usually there are more. Over the last few years Shimon has been working as a “hearing aid” for “youth at risk” who hang out at the “Kikar” (Zion square). We stood on the platform at the top of the steps leading to Bank Hapolim overlooking the Square like a group of tourists would stand with their tour guide overlooking some historical attraction (or in a zoo). Shimon pointed at specific groups of kids and areas of the square, giving the breakdown of who they are and what they are doing. There are groups of Russian “anarchists” who literally live in the streets, and drink cheap vodka that they buy with money collected by younger kids from our settlements. These youngsters tell passers-by that they are stuck and need money to get home. The alcohol bought with this money is then spilt between the two groups. Thus a partnership is born. The young “religious” kids are more appealing for their “fundraising” abilities and the anarchists are privileged with the ability to purchase alcohol because of their age. Shimon tells us these anarchists lying on the street in dirty torn clothes are very intelligent and when they are not drinking they spend their time reading literature and discussing sophisticated philosophies.
There was another group of kids we saw ? also from settlements, but better categorized as “hilltop youth”. Like the other settlement kids, many were created by the Gush Katif destruction, when their rabbis and leaders told them that if they pray enough, their homes won’t be destroyed. Disillusioned and disoriented, these hilltop youth have drifted to this insane meeting place to drink these poisoned waters of the city. Many are regulars who meet here in the Square and drift to alleyways of deserted buildings nearby to get high by using airplane glue, air-conditioner gas and smoke cigarettes soaked in poisonous incest repellent. All of these are cheep and easy ways to get high and cause serious damage to the brain. We are talking about many kids from good Jewish homes in the settlements, many who have become disillusioned and lost due to broken expectations following the destruction of Gush Katif and the pogrom in Amona. But Kikar Zion is not the end of the story. There is also a square down the road known as “Kikar Crack” where the “richer” kids hang out. These kids deal with some expensive substances like Crystal meth, the kids there mostly speak English (guess where they are from). At a not far off location on both sides of the police head-quarters, teenage girls rent out their bodies for cash, and in a park on the other side of the open mall, teenage boys do the same. In an unmarked store just around the corner from the Russian Compound police station, drugs and sex are sold freely and boys with black kippot are seen coming and going.
The police are around, but for the most part they are just there. Shimon told us told us how he saw a policeman’s arm broken as he tried to interfere with an interaction made on the street. Several groups run by the municipality and private organizations try to offer these kids a warm atmosphere in order to pull them in and let them talk about their problems, and try to help them. Unfortunately, it seems that at this point the beast is greater then the few hands who are trying to fight it. Surely, a great part of the problem is that we have been so occupied with the battles that we have been losing in Yehuda, Shomron, Gaza and Lebanon, that we haven’t realized (or don’t want to acknowledge) that there is a battle going on in Kikar Zion in the center of Jerusalem, and that our most precious treasure being poisoned before our eyes. Yes, we have been very busy, dealing with incredibly important issues. And we have been through some really hard times over the past few years; we have lost our dearest friends to terrorists and have been beaten and thrown off our land by our own corrupt leadership. We haven’t had a lot of time to look around and see what’s going on. But, let’s not forget; these kids have been there all along, they are hurting no less the rest of us and maybe much more. We must now pull ourselves together and win this war.
If God forbid we lose this battle, we might not have with whom to win the battles ahead of us on the other fronts. These are our kids and they need help. Are we going to turn our backs on them because we can’t deal with this? If we can’t, how do we expect them to? They need someone to talk to, someone to hear them out without judging them, and then gently but firmly point them in the right direction. I for one am going to do my best to be there for them. I am open to suggestions and will be glad to cooperate with others who understand the importance of keeping incest repellence and other toxics out of the brains of our youth.
Shmaltz Brewing Co. owner Jeremy Cowan announced: “A renewal of our original HE’BREW Beer covenant, brewed once again after 10 years with the juice of over 10,000 luscious Pomegranates, ORIGIN is a complex, rich and balanced Imperial Amber Ale with a truly unique character. A slight reworking of our 10th Anniversary Genesis 10:10, ORIGIN amazingly enough remains the only nationally distributed Pomegranate Strong Ale in the country.”
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Whether for knowledge or temptation, for virtue or valor, for art or for love, revel in the sumptuous pleasures of ORIGIN. To Life…L’Chaim!
The police are around, but for the most part they are just there. Shimon told us told us how he saw a policeman’s arm broken as he tried to interfere with an interaction made on the street. Several groups run by the municipality and private organizations try to offer these kids a warm atmosphere in order to pull them in and let them talk about their problems, and try to help them. Unfortunately, it seems that at this point the beast is greater then the few hands who are trying to fight it. Surely, a great part of the problem is that we have been so occupied with the battles that we have been losing in Yehuda, Shomron, Gaza and Lebanon, that we haven’t realized (or don’t want to acknowledge) that there is a battle going on in Kikar Zion in the center of Jerusalem, and that our most precious treasure being poisoned before our eyes. Yes, we have been very busy, dealing with incredibly important issues. And we have been through some really hard times over the past few years; we have lost our dearest friends to terrorists and have been beaten and thrown off our land by our own corrupt leadership. We haven’t had a lot of time to look around and see what’s going on. But, let’s not forget; these kids have been there all along, they are hurting no less the rest of us and maybe much more. We must now pull ourselves together and win this war.
