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012 The Barry White Singing Golem Vibrating Dildo

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The Barry White Golem Dildo

Dildos, vibrators, cock rings, anal beads, and vibrating anal bead dildos with attached cock rings, these are common words that are commonly used in the liberal Judaen lexicon, at least in the bedrooms.

Your thinking now: ‘Wait, hold on Josh, I don’t use those words in the bedroom nor do I use those things, and what the fuck is a Judaen?’

My response is: Not yet, and secondly Judaen is your real ethnic name, not Jew.

I hate to be the one to break the news but Judaens are generally pretty kinky and horny people and we always have been so. Raw, lusty sex is part of our national heritage and history, to some extent.

Here is one example of many juicy bits:

“Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.”
(Ezekiel 23: 19-21)

“and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.”
(Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)

I’ll bet your Rabbi never taught you about this juicy Biblical porn, and that is just the tip of the orgasm, as they say. While the Judaen people did not write the Kama Sutra, god bless India, we can be rest assured that a Judaen was behind the distribution  and sales of the Sutra.  On the other hand, we have the Tanach which has many stories and Dr Ruth Westheimer,  and she kicks the shit out of the Kama Sutra any day.

Anyways, what the point of this article is of an original video below that I put only recently put together . It’s of the world’s first and only Golem vibrator that sings Barry White songs to vaginas. Pretty cool huh? I thought so too.  Also, XXX pornstar icon Nikki Benz, wishes a L’haim to Jewish Mayhem.

010 Party Like A Pornstar

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Party like a pornstar
We interviewed Canada’s top fetish model Maxine X, who also happens to be Jewish, at the Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto and we had such a great time then that she invited Jewish Mayhem to her birthday party/industry event Party Like A Porn Star.

Jewish Mayhem Issue 010 YUD

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007 Jewish Sex Review: Assraelis

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Jewish Sex Review: Assraelis

By Jewish Mayhem

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Studio: Tightfit Productions Tightfit Productions.
Tightfit Productions.
Producer: Oren Cohen
Director: Ilay Kimchi
Cast: Rony Pornstar, Ehud Sa’ado, Alma Fauck, Shotty G, Shelly Mimon, Amos Menoy, Ron Dankner, May Buskila

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You can watch Part 3 for free here:

www.tube8.com/share/assraelis-scene-hasamba-israeli-girls-/42916/

Jewish Mayhem is beginning a new feature called The Jewish Sex Review where we will introduce you to the latest news with Jews involved in the sex, love, and erotic industries, from around the world. Our choice for our premiere feature is a new XXX DVD called Assraelis, yup you read correctly, the new Jewish, Israeli, XXX DVD that was completely filmed in Israel and now just finally released to the world at the recent AVN convention after delays, by Tightfit Productions.

Directed by Ilay Kimchi and starring Rony Pornstar, Ehud Sa’ado, Alma Fauck, Shotty G, Shelly Mimon, Amos Menoy, Ron Dankner, and May Buskila, Assraelis is as it’s name implies, hot Israeli women’s asses and pussies getting pounded in an Israeli style, six day war blitz of hedon-zion-istic action. Israel has produced a quite a few monkey-spanking flicks over the years but nothing of international calibre nor anything memorable whatsoever that I know of, and so Assraelis Director Ilay Kimchi has succeeded in creating the first collection of international quality, Israeli themed fuck vignettes.

Jewish Sex Review: Assraelis Assraelies starts with two guys travelling in a taxi out looking for some action, one of the two is the taxi owner/driver and the other is his friend. The two guys drive to Tel Aviv’s tayelet, or boardwalk, where they succeed in picking up two hot Israeli women which they take to to go suck and fuck in some secluded spot.

The second vignette starts out on Tel Aviv’s beach where a couple start getting hot with one another and quickly decide to go somewhere else where they can fuck. The scene switches and we find our couple naked on some bluffs overlooking the Mediterranean sea and bit of North Tel Aviv beach where they get into some serious penetration and friction. What makes this vignette classic was the instance where a passing squad of Israeli soldiers by chance are march near and are filmed cheering the couple on.

The next vignette starts off with an entirely different Israeli babe who happens to be in carpentry shop touching herself. Enter the stunt cock and soon enough he has her wet like a lake and open for business like a 7-11 on a summer day. The caressing leads to sucking and suddenly another stunt cock enters and the action really begins. The two proceed to give her the good ol’ two hole punch which she takes like a pro.

Following the carpentry vignette, we find four male public park employees stumbling upon a dozing Rony Pornstar, who is also dressed like a public parks worker as well. Predictably, the four take turns with her and she eagerly services the four guys. Spliced into this vigenette the scene switches to “the other side of the park” where two parks workers, a man and woman, find a secluded spot to fuck, which they do with vigor. The vignette switches between the the two fuck scenes taking place in the park.

The producers also included some bloopers and behind the scenes footage which was quite entertaining and if you understand Hebrew fluently, you’ll be sure to giggle.

Asssraelis DVD ends off with a promotion for their other videos that they have either produced already or are expected to be released, and ends off with surprising feature on auto erotic self-asphyxiation and more teaser material to for ther productions belonging to Oren Cohen’s Tightfit Productions.

REVIEW:
In short, the actors and the production crew are presumably all Jews, the locale is Israel, and the few lines of dialogue are in Hebrew, but besides those things there is nothing overtly Jewish or Israeli about this production. If the dialogue was switched to Romanian, no one except Hebrew speakers would catch onto the difference. There are plenty of little flaws and annoyances with Assraelis in my opinion but all of them are preventable and could be easily remedied with a little more experience making porn in Israel with Israelis. I recommend Assraelis to you and encourage you to spend a few shekels and buy yourself a copy.

Rabbi Yells “Cut!” Over Porn Flick

Posted Jan 25th 2007 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

www.tmz.com/2007/01/25/rabbi-yells-cut-on-assraelis-package/

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007 Video Mayhem – Israeli Porno Bloopers and the Israeli Army

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Video Mayhem 007 – Israeli Porno Bloopers and the Israeli Army

Studio: Tightfit Productions
Director: Ilay Kimchi
Cast: Rony Pornstar and Manoy
Special thanks to: www.bsgpr.com/

This issue of Jewish Mayhem features a Jewish pornographic movie called Assraelis. You may have already guessed from it’s name that this DVD contains Israeli tuchases (asses) getting pounded in a six day war blitz. This new Jewish, Israeli, XXX DVD was finally released by Tightfit Productions after a few setbacks, one being a serious lawsuit from an Orthodox Jewish kashrut organization but here it is finally.

Assraelies Director Ilay Kimchi has created a Judaic monkey-spanking collection of Israeli themed vignettes that were rendered in a more cosmopolitan and technically savvier production in stark contrast to Israel’s typical low-grade, sleazy, amateur films that features Israeli-Arabs and Russian crack whores and heroin junkies. This video is a blooper which transpired while filming on the bluffs overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. In the background are a platoon of IDF soldiers who happen to be doing a march and the result is hilarious.

18+ ONLY

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“Everything started at a spring break day at the cliff beach in Herzelia, I had a scene to perform in with Manoy the funny actor.

We were shooting on an incredible day, at the evening as the sun was going down, on a high cliff that you could see the entire ocean, almost all the way to Cyprus. I started playing with myself lying down on a blanket spread out on the cliff. I know that this sounds unreal, but I came three times! I swear to god!!! You can watch it yourself if you don’t believe me, the clip’s name is “Roni Going Wild on the Cliff”, and I have indeed gone wild out there, I didn’t even notice I was like that until I saw the footage. Later on, arrived adorable Manoy and shoved his big fat cock in my mouth, I sucked it a bit, of course, the way he likes it is all the way down until I couldn’t breath any longer… lol sometimes I like choking mildly ;)

And then I sat on that big dick and started jumping, with every ride up and down I got wetter and wetter. One second before I was about to give my trademark orgasm scream, I hear from behind me, coming from the ocean screams, claps and shouting! We looked back, and as we saw what we saw at first everyone got nervous when we watched as a troop of soldiers stopped and were looking up at us! After that we calmed down and started laughing and continued fucking… this is so hysterical! You can see it all in the full Sea Cliff Scene.”

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