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Am Yisrael Chai – The People of Israel Live!

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Heb. Am Yisrael Chai or in English, The people of Israel live, is a slogan that Jews around the world have used since World War II and possibly even earlier. The earliest source that I have been able to find is an MP3 file BBC recording from April 20, 1945 of Jewish survivors of the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp five days after their liberation. This was the first Sabbath ceremony openly conducted on German soil since the beginning of the war, with people still dying around them, singing what would become the Israeli national anthem, Hatikvah.

At the end of Hatikvah, a man shouts out, “Am Yisrael Chai, The children of Israel still living!

Original Site with Newspaper Article (in Hebrew)

009 Yiddish Mayhem

 

Yiddish Mayhem

Yiddish Mayhem

By Jewish Mayhem

We have often heard about this funny language called Yiddish. What is this language? Well, it is that Eastern European verbal form of expression that sounds sort of like a mixture of gargling, incessant babbling and spitting all at once, along with epileptic seizure arm waving for added emphasis. Some of us are familiar with Yiddish, while most of us are not quite that familiar. For those of us who are not, Sepharediim/Mizrachiim in particular, it turns out that you actually know more Yiddish than you think?

On TV these days, we will often hear words like Bupkes, Klutz and Shmuck on regular showing sitcoms which do not even have a single Hebrew character in them, and guess what? They are Yiddish words, and therefore they are ours; as in they belong to HaAm Yisrael. Cool huh? It is the Jewish conspiracy at work. This Yiddish addition into the English vernacular can be directly attributed to the large amount of Hebrew writers for TV sitcoms.

The word Yiddish means ‘Jewish’. Yiddish arose in Central Europe between the 9th and 12th centuries from Middle High German dialects. Yiddish is related to German in its linguistic structure and vocabulary, but it is written in Hebrew characters, and, like Hebrew, it is written from right to left.

However, Yiddish is not linguistically related to Hebrew, even though it absorbed hundreds of Hebrew and Aramaic terms taken from Jewish tradition. Hebrew words pertaining to Jewish, religious life were added to German. Later, when the bulk of European Jewry moved eastward, Slavic words were added. Yiddish today is about 85 percent German, 10 percent Hebrew, and 5 percent Slavic, with traces of Romanian, French, and other elements.

Now why should you be interested at all in Yiddish? Because it is a cool language that allows us to express ourselves in a manner that Hebrew, English, Spanish or Russian just do not allow.

Check it out. Here is a small list of some of the more hip Yiddish terms

“Oyf doktoyrim zol er dos avekgebn.”

He should give it all away to doctors.

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Jewish Mayhem Online Magazine Issue TET

 

Jewish Mayhem Online Magazine Issue TET

Jewish Mayhem Online Magazine

Issue Tet 009

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  1. About Issue 009
  2. He Is For His Beloved And His Beloved Is For Him
  3. HeeB : The Defiant Jewish magazine
  4. Jewish Joke Mayhem 009
  5. President of Iran 009
  6. Internet Humor & Identity
  7. Jewish Pussy
  8. Tattoo Mayhem 009
  9. Image Mayhem 009
  10. The Beastie Boys : Jewish Mayhem Cooks Up a Beastie Good Time
  11. Yiddish Mayhem 009
  12. Hebrew Hottie 009: Alex
  13. The King of Gonzo Pornography
  14. Video Mayhem 009 – UNIVERSAL FACE
  15. Gif Mayhem 009
  16. Partying Israeli Style
  17. Israeli Army Hotties 009
  18. Photographic Mayhem 009: Justin Price
  19. Music Mayhem 009:  one-of-the-men-behind-the-music-that-you-love
  20. The Last Prophet 009: Uncomfortable Questions For Comfortable Jews
  21. Documentary Mayhem 009
  22. Sheik Hassan Nasralla 009
  23. Passion of the Mel 009
  24. Map Mayhem 009
  25. Things That Every Jew Should Know

007 Video Mayhem – Israeli Porno Bloopers and the Israeli Army

 

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Video Mayhem 007 – Israeli Porno Bloopers and the Israeli Army

Studio: Tightfit Productions
Director: Ilay Kimchi
Cast: Rony Pornstar and Manoy
Special thanks to: http://www.bsgpr.com/

This issue of Jewish Mayhem features a Jewish pornographic movie called Assraelis. You may have already guessed from it’s name that this DVD contains Israeli tuchases (asses) getting pounded in a six day war blitz. This new Jewish, Israeli, XXX DVD was finally released by Tightfit Productions after a few setbacks, one being a serious lawsuit from an Orthodox Jewish kashrut organization but here it is finally.

Assraelies Director Ilay Kimchi has created a Judaic monkey-spanking collection of Israeli themed vignettes that were rendered in a more cosmopolitan and technically savvier production in stark contrast to Israel’s typical low-grade, sleazy, amateur films that features Israeli-Arabs and Russian crack whores and heroin junkies. This video is a blooper which transpired while filming on the bluffs overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. In the background are a platoon of IDF soldiers who happen to be doing a march and the result is hilarious.

18+ ONLY

[pro-player width='640' height='576' type='video' image='http://www.jewishmayhem.com/video/assraeliesblooper.JPG']http://www.jewishmayhem.com/video/assraeliesbloopers.flv[/pro-player]XXX adult film star Roni tells Jewish Mayhem:

“Everything started at a spring break day at the cliff beach in Herzelia, I had a scene to perform in with Manoy the funny actor.

We were shooting on an incredible day, at the evening as the sun was going down, on a high cliff that you could see the entire ocean, almost all the way to Cyprus. I started playing with myself lying down on a blanket spread out on the cliff. I know that this sounds unreal, but I came three times! I swear to god!!! You can watch it yourself if you don’t believe me, the clip’s name is “Roni Going Wild on the Cliff”, and I have indeed gone wild out there, I didn’t even notice I was like that until I saw the footage. Later on, arrived adorable Manoy and shoved his big fat cock in my mouth, I sucked it a bit, of course, the way he likes it is all the way down until I couldn’t breath any longer… lol sometimes I like choking mildly ;)

And then I sat on that big dick and started jumping, with every ride up and down I got wetter and wetter. One second before I was about to give my trademark orgasm scream, I hear from behind me, coming from the ocean screams, claps and shouting! We looked back, and as we saw what we saw at first everyone got nervous when we watched as a troop of soldiers stopped and were looking up at us! After that we calmed down and started laughing and continued fucking… this is so hysterical! You can see it all in the full Sea Cliff Scene.”

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Jewish Mayhem Online Magazine Issue Vav 006

 

Jewish Mayhem Online Magazine Issue Vav 006

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