Oct 192011
012 Israeli Army Hotties
Israeli Army Hotties
By Ben Mordechai
If you are one of the brothers and sisters of the Hebrew nation and you have not yet visited your homeland Israel yet, then I recommend to you to get off of your ass and stop making excuses and get yourself over there. There are so many more positive reasons to go there than there are reasons not to go. If you have been to Israel already,well then these photos of Israeli army hotties will hopefully bring to you some fond memories, and hopefully provide you with a reason to go back.
The moment you arrive to the State of Israel, either at the airport or at a terminal, one of the first things that you will certainly notice is the amount of people there are in uniform, doing functions of one sort or another. What will certainly stand out from the many uniformed Israeli personnel, will be the raw, sexy beauty of the young Israeli women in those uniforms. Wherever you go in Israel, you will see what I call, Israeli Army hotties.
If you are a fan of Israeli women and of Jewish women and surf then you must have come across the photographic work of Rachel Papo. Rachel is an Israeli who was born in 1970 in America, but was raised in Israel. According to her bio, “she began photographing as a teenager and attended a renowned fine-arts high-school in Haifa, Israel. At age eighteen she served in the Israeli Air Force as a photographer.” Her reasons for her photo series was because “These two intensive years of service inspired her current photographic project titled after her own number during service — Serial No. 3817131.”
She earned a BFA in Fine Arts from Ohio State University in Columbus (1991-96), and an MFA in Photography from the School of Visual Arts in New York City (2002-05). She began photographing Israeli female soldiers in the summer of 2004 as part of her masters thesis project. She continues to photograph in both Israel and New York, pursuing fine art photography and accepting commissioned projects. Her photographs are included in several public and private collections. She currently resides in Brooklyn, New York.
You can buy her book and support her.
Rachel’s book—Serial No. 3817131—is available now!
published by powerHouse Books | Foreword by Charles H. Traub | Buy it now
Also available—Two limited editions of twenty-five Including a slipcased copy of the book and an eight by ten inch c-print, signed and numbered by Rachel.
Rachel’s website: www.serialno3817131.com/
Israeli Army Women By Rachel Papo
012 Gif Mayhem
Animated GIFs are one of the best ways of getting cheap laughs off as you will see. The creativity of animators these days is amazing as some of the anigif creators have begun to mashup different movie clips to make a single clip that kinda makes sense.
Cheers
1/ The eyeball sees the trees through the forest.
2/ Palestinian mating ritual. Surprise Baby! Now that’s love!
3/Hungry little bugger.
4/If you raff at this, you ruse!
5/ The force….feed is strong!
6/ Ever get up close to a pussy and have it laugh in your face?
7/ This did not end well for the dog…in reverse.
8/ Mecha-Masturbata
Is this device a:
a) A Dutch army tank.
b) Yet another German form of kinkiness.
c) Polish domestic violence
9/ This is what MENSA children do for fun. Yes, he did land in the neighbors pool,
10/ Wave your arms like this whenever you are in trouble.
012 The Barry White Singing Golem Vibrating Dildo
- The Barry White Golem Dildo
Dildos, vibrators, cock rings, anal beads, and vibrating anal bead dildos with attached cock rings, these are common words that are commonly used in the liberal Judaen lexicon, at least in the bedrooms.
Your thinking now: ‘Wait, hold on Josh, I don’t use those words in the bedroom nor do I use those things, and what the fuck is a Judaen?’
My response is: Not yet, and secondly Judaen is your real ethnic name, not Jew.
I hate to be the one to break the news but Judaens are generally pretty kinky and horny people and we always have been so. Raw, lusty sex is part of our national heritage and history, to some extent.
Here is one example of many juicy bits:
“Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.”
(Ezekiel 23: 19-21)
“and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.”
(Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)
I’ll bet your Rabbi never taught you about this juicy Biblical porn, and that is just the tip of the orgasm, as they say. While the Judaen people did not write the Kama Sutra, god bless India, we can be rest assured that a Judaen was behind the distribution and sales of the Sutra. On the other hand, we have the Tanach which has many stories and Dr Ruth Westheimer, and she kicks the shit out of the Kama Sutra any day.
Anyways, what the point of this article is of an original video below that I put only recently put together . It’s of the world’s first and only Golem vibrator that sings Barry White songs to vaginas. Pretty cool huh? I thought so too. Also, XXX pornstar icon Nikki Benz, wishes a L’haim to Jewish Mayhem.
012 Glass Roof Gives Way at Celeb Purim Party
Glass Roof Gives Way at Celeb Purim Party
Reprinted with permission
Nicki Fertile TMZ
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! OK, no it isn’t — but part of a glass atrium at a Purim party in Manhattan shattered tonight … and Chris Noth and several “Jersey Shore” peeps were in attendance. Oy vey!
NYC police sources tell TMZ ice fell through a glass plate in the lobby area of a restaurant called Solo, sending shards of glass everywhere.
We’re told only minor injuries were incurred.
UPDATE: Whew!!! Snooki is OK — she just tweeted the above photo and this message: “Its okay Vin and I are still alive … Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin …”
UPDATE 2: We’re told Noth, Snooki,Vinny and a few others were covered in glass and escorted to a private room — but the party is still going on strong.
UPDATE 3: Vinny, not one of the Chosen People, just tweeted: “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”
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