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012 Hamas is entering the world sexual prosthetic industry?

 

Hamas leaders making penis casts and sell dildos at Gazan markets to raise funds for war on Israel

According Jewish Mayhem’s Gazan media sources; due to Israel’s successful crippling blockade on Gaza, coupled with Egypt’s recent construction of it’s ground-breaking, underground, Arab-Apartheid wall, Hamas is resorting to using extreme  measures in order to generate needed funds for it’s war effort on Israel: Hamas is entering the world sexual prosthetic industry by marketing it’s first line of dildos to Gazan women in late 2010, called Pal-Esnises.

Seeing their income dwindle from the smuggled import of drugs and white prostitutes from Eastern Europe in the last few months Hamasa has ahd to come up with new means of income.  Hamas ordered Hamas’  most well endowed men to appear to the Koos Amak Mosque in Gaza city, and drop their drawers for Palestine in order to be casted as molds for the new line of sex toys. Inside sources in Hamas that need to remain anonymous told Jewish Mayhem via intermediaries, that the due to the small sizes of the Hamas members penises the entire project was in jeapordy; but the project was rescued when they finally settled for purchasing three generic models that were already available in China, which ironically were modeled after Jewish xxx legends Ron Jeremy, and Even Stone.

According to Jewish Mayhem’s sources in American Intelligence Community, this move by Hamas is direct retaliation to Hassan Nasrallah and to Hezbolla’s fighters recent acts of insulting Hamas fighter’s honor and dignity at joint terrorist events, parties and functions. “Hamas vows to be the biggest dicks on the terrorist block.” Is how Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal put it  one insider claims.

The Pal-Esnises come in two colors black and flesh colored, and in one size, large. They should be available for sale  off of Hamas official website

Palesnis Palestinian Dildo

011 Things That Every Jew Should Know

 
Way to fucking go Israel!

Things That Every Jew Should Know 011

Sexy Topless Jewish Israel Hebrew Body Painting model Petra Nemcova Here are a few more interesting facts about the nation of people that should be dead in life and alive only in the history books and in particular about the land of Israel today, the third Jewish State. It was sent in to Jewish Mayhem from a fan.

The Middle East has been growing date palms for centuries. The average tree is about 18-20 feet tall and yields about 38 pounds of dates a year.

Israeli date trees are now yielding 400 pounds/year and are short enough to be harvested from the ground or a short ladder.

Israel, the 100th smallest country, with less than1/1000th of the world’s population, can lay claim to the following:

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Most of the Windows NT and XP operating systems were developed by Microsoft-Israel.

The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at Intel.

Both the Pentium-4 microprocessor and the Centrino processor were entirely designed, developed and produced in Israel .

The Pentium microprocessor in your computer was most likely made in Israel .

Voice mail technology was developed in Israel .

Both Microsoft and Cisco built their only R&D facilities outside the US in Israel.

The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger ICQ was developed in 1996 by four young Israelis.

Israel has the fourth largest air force in the world (after the U.S. , Russia and China ). In addition to a large variety of other aircraft, Israel’s air force has an aerial arsenal of over 250 F-16′s. This is The largest fleet of F-16 aircraft outside of the U. S.

Israel ‘s $100 billion economy is larger than all of its immediate neighbors combined.

Israel has the highest percentage in the world of home computers per capita.

According to industry officials, Israel designed the airline industry’s most impenetrable flight security.

Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees to the population in the world.

Israel produces more scientific papers per capita than any other nation by a large margin – 109 per10,000 people -as well as one of the highest per capita rates of patents filed.

In proportion to its population, Israel has the largest number of startup companies in the world. In absolute terms, Israel has the largest number of startup companies than any other country in the world, except the U.S. (3,500 companies mostly in hi-tech).

With more than 3,000 high-tech companies and startups, Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies in the world — apart from the Silicon Valley , U. S.

Israel is ranked ..2 in the world for venture capital funds right behind the U. S.

Outside the United States and Canada , Israel has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies.

Israel has the highest average living standards in the Middle East .

Sexy Topless Jewish Israel Hebrew Body Painting model Petra Nemcova The per capita income in 2000 was over $17,500, exceeding that of the UK .

On a per capita basis, Israel has the largest number of biotech startups.

Twenty-four per cent of Israel ‘s workforce holds university degrees, ranking third in the industrialized world, after the United States and Holland , and 12 per cent hold advanced degrees.

Israel is the only liberal democracy in the Middle East .

In 1984 and 1991, Israel airlifted a total of 22,000 Ethiopian Jews (Operation Solomon) at Risk in Ethiopia , to safety in Israel .

When Golda Meir was elected Prime Minister of Israel in 1969, she became the world’s second elected female leader in modern times.

When the U. S. Embassy in Nairobi , Kenya was bombed in 1998, Israeli rescue teams were on the scene within a day – and saved three victims from the rubble.

Israel has the third highest rate of entrepreneurship — and the highest rate among women and among people over 55 – in the world.

Relative to its population, Israel is the largest immigrant-absorbing nation on earth. Immigrants come in search of democracy, religious freedom, and economic opportunity. (Hundreds of thousands from the former Soviet Union )

Israel was the first nation in the world to adopt the Kimberly process, an international standard that certifies diamonds as “conflict free.”

Israel has the world’s second highest per capita of new books.

Israel is the only country in the world that entered the 21st century with a net gain in its number of trees, made more remarkable because this was achieved in an area considered mainly desert.

Israel has more museums per capita than any other country.

Medicine… Israeli scientists developed the first fully computerized, no-radiation, diagnostic instrumentation for breast cancer.

An Israeli company developed a computerized system for ensuring proper administration of medications, thus removing human error from medical treatment. Every year in U. S. hospitals 7,000 patients die from treatment
mistakes.

Israel ‘s Given Imaging developed the first ingestible video camera, so small it fits inside a pill. Used to view the small intestine from the inside, cancer and digestive disorders.

Sexy Topless Jewish Israel Hebrew Body Painting model Petra Nemcova Researchers in Israel developed a new device that directly helps the heart pump blood, an innovation with the potential to save lives among those with heart failure. The new device is synchronized with the camera helps doctors diagnose heart’s mechanical operations through a sophisticated system of sensors.

Israel leads the world in the number of scientists and technicians in the workforce, with 145 per 10,000, as opposed to 85 in the U. S., over 70 in Japan , and less than 60 in Germany . With over 25% of its work force employed in technical professions. Israel places first in this category as well.

A new acne treatment developed in Israel , the Clear Light device, produces a high-intensity, ultraviolet-light-free, narrow-band blue light that causes acne bacteria to self-destruct -all without damaging surrounding skin or
tissue.

An Israeli company was the first to develop and install a large-scale solar-powered and fully functional electricity generating plant, in southern California ‘s Mojave desert .

All the above while engaged in regular wars with an implacable enemy that seeks its destruction, and an economy continuously under strain by having to spend more per capita on its own protection than any other county on earth.

AND THE FRENCH AMBASSADOR IN ENGLAND SAYS :

” ISRAEL IS NOTHING BUT A SHITTY LITTLE COUNTRY”

Remember…

It can’t be world war III yet or France would have already surrendered
already.

Just some kosher food for thought…

Way to fucking go Israel!
Way to fucking go Israel!

008 Music Mayhem: Hila Davidson – Satisfaction Guaranteed

 

Music Mayhem 008: Hila Davidson

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Hila Davidson Satisfaction GuaranteedHila davidson is a young, hot and sexy woman from Israel with a fresh, new voice that is worth listening too. In collaboration with English producer Barry Gilbert she has just completed a new CD of hot, sexy songs most of which are replete with very provocative lyrics and is the newest artist to sign on the Israeli record label Anana Records.

JM: Shalom Hila. Thank you for this opportunity to get to know you and to introduce you to my readers.

HD: THIS IS A GREAT HONOUR FOR ME

JM: I did not detect an Israeli accent in your singing of Satisfactions guaranteed, what is your background, your parent’s background? How did you lose the accent?

HD: WELL, ALL MY LIFE IVE SANG IN ENGLISH- I HEAR A LOT OF MUSIC IN ENGLISH. MY PARENTS ARE FROM ISRAEL.

JM: Did you do the army and if so what was your experience and if not, why not?

HD: ABSOLUTELY I DID THE ARMY, I WAS IN AN ARMY BAND IN THE NORTH OF ISRAEL.

JM: What part of Israel are you from?

HD:I’M FROM RAMAT-GAN

Hila Davidson Satisfaction GuaranteedJM: Have you been outside of Israel? IF so what was your favorite place and memory?

HD: YES, A LOT- FOR SHOWS AND PERFORMANCES AND ALSO FOR PLEASURE. I LIKE LONDON A LOT,ALSO LAS-VEGAS. A GREAT MEMORY OF MINE IS THAT A FEW YEARS AGO I WAS WITH MY FAMILY IN LONDON FOR A TRIP .SO, WE WERE SITTING IN THIS BEAUTIFUL GARDEN AND SUDDENLY A WEDDING COUPLE PASSED BY,THEY WERE TAKING PICTURES BEFORE THERE BIG EVENT AND I APPROACHED THEM AND DEDICATED A SPECIAL SONG FOR THEM IN ACCAPELLA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN– THEY WERE VERY EXCITED AND IT IS A BIG BIG MOMENT FOR ME ALSO ‘TILL TODAY.

JM: Where did you get your voice from and how did you develop it?

HD: I BELEIVE THAT FROM MY YEMANI GRANDMA’ -SHE USED TO SING TO ME WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG.
I’VE SUNG MY WHOLE LIFE AND I BELIEVE THAT THE EXPERIENCE AND THE INSPIRATION THAT I TOOK FROM MANY PEOPLE AND PLACES ALONG THE WAYHAS HELPED ME

JM: Who are your musical influences?

HD: MANY…….ALICIA KEYS, BEYONCE. LARA FAIAN, MARY J BLIGE AND SOME MORE FOR MANY DIFFERENT RESONS

JM: What are you working on these days?

HD: WELL, ON THE ALBUM THAT IS DUE TO COME OUT SOON AND A COUPLE MORE THINGS…. SOME OF THEM IN THE MUSIC AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT.

Hila Davidson Satisfaction GuaranteedJM: What do you do for a living?

HD: MY MAIN INCOME TODAY IS FROM THE SHOWS IM DOING

JM: School, University?

HD: I FINISHED SCHOOL SUCCESSFULLY. TODAY I’M LEARNING VOICE COACHING AND SEVERAL MORE THINGS IN MUSIC- IM GOING TO START THIS YEAR STUDYING AT MUSIC SCHOOL IN ISRAEL.

JM: What is your favorite thing about Israel?

HD: THE WARM MENTALITY .ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES ITS TOO WARM…

JM: You look really sexy tied up, what would it take for a nice Jewish boy to get tied up with you?

HD: I’M VERY GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION, CAUSE THROUGH IT I CAN EXPLAIN THE MESSAGE BEHIND THE VIDEO. THE VIDEO GIVES ARTISTIC EXPRESSION TO A VERY IMPORTANT SAYING. “A WOMAN HAS THE RIGHT AND PURITY TO BE POWERFUL AND TO HAVE THE ABILLITY TO TAKE A DECISION ABOUT HER INTENSITY, ABOUT HER LIFE & WHAT SHE DECIDES TO DO WITH IT. ” IT MEANS NO ONE RULES HER WILLS, NO ONE RULES HER NEEDS. AND EVERY THING SHE DOES COMES FROM HER OWN PURE CHOICE, NOT FROM FEAR OR CONCILIAITION. IT DOSENT TAKE AWAY HER NEEDS IN LOVE, WARMTH AND SOFTNESS…SHE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE AND TO HAVE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY MAN IN HER LIFE.

JM: You have been signed to Anana Records, tell us about this?

HD: WELL THE PEOPLE ARE GREAT AND ITS A REALLY GREAT COMPANY TO RECORD FOR

JM: Anything else that you would like to add?

HD: YES, IM VERY EXCITED TO REACH THE COMMUNITY IN CANADA AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT… HOPE YOU ENJOY MY MUSIC… AND LOTS OF LOVE…

JM: Thank you?

HD: THANK YOU…

Watch more of her videos at Barry Gilbert’s Youtube page Here

http://www.youtube.com/user/brrygilbertyahoo

Visit Barry Gilbert’s Myspace page here

http://www.myspace.com/barrygilbert

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