According Jewish Mayhem’s Gazan media sources; due to Israel’s successful crippling blockade on Gaza, coupled with Egypt’s recent construction of it’s ground-breaking, underground, Arab-Apartheid wall, Hamas is resorting to using extreme measures in order to generate needed funds for it’s war effort on Israel: Hamas is entering the world sexual prosthetic industry by marketing it’s first line of dildos to Gazan women in late 2010, called Pal-Esnises.
Seeing their income dwindle from the smuggled import of drugs and white prostitutes from Eastern Europe in the last few months Hamasa has ahd to come up with new means of income. Hamas ordered Hamas’ most well endowed men to appear to the Koos Amak Mosque in Gaza city, and drop their drawers for Palestine in order to be casted as molds for the new line of sex toys. Inside sources in Hamas that need to remain anonymous told Jewish Mayhem via intermediaries, that the due to the small sizes of the Hamas members penises the entire project was in jeapordy; but the project was rescued when they finally settled for purchasing three generic models that were already available in China, which ironically were modeled after Jewish xxx legends Ron Jeremy, and Even Stone.
According to Jewish Mayhem’s sources in American Intelligence Community, this move by Hamas is direct retaliation to Hassan Nasrallah and to Hezbolla’s fighters recent acts of insulting Hamas fighter’s honor and dignity at joint terrorist events, parties and functions. “Hamas vows to be the biggest dicks on the terrorist block.” Is how Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal put it one insider claims.
The Pal-Esnises come in two colors black and flesh colored, and in one size, large. They should be available for sale off of Hamas official website
In the Middle East, children are potty trained a little differently than in the West. This technique is commonly known as the Yasser Arafat Technique.
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The irony of an Arab child wearing a Jewish, Israel Maccabi t-shirt at an anti-semitic, anti-Israel, J-Street, Peace Now, hate rally. Oh wait, that is not a J Street or Peace Now rally, it’s a Hamas rally, excuse me, they just look so similar.
According to sources in Israel’s Judenrein (Built and assisted by Jewish money) Bir Zeit University, numerous conclusive studies that were about to be published in America’s leading journal on Psychology on the psychological effects that 9/11 has had on Hamas, PFLP, Al Aksa Martyrs and El Fatah fighters since 9/11, have been confiscated by Hamas and the Professors silenced.
However the digital age outfoxed Hamas and copies of the studies conclusions were leaked to news sources before they could be taken, quickly proliferating around the world. According JM’s Psychology expert who has read the leaked report, “Apparently, a particular psychological trauma has manifested itself commonly among all of the Palestinian militant groups since right after 9/11, it resulted from their perception of how the 9/11 hijackers aka Al Qaeda in the simplest of terms, “out-terroristed” them. In other words Palestinian terrorists are suffering from acute inferiority complex and low self esteem issues.”
The expert goes on, “The Palestinian report accurately details how many Palestinian militants are functionally ineffectual fighters and useless civilians and for all intents and purposes, with most suffering from acute sleep deprivation and incontinence. The absence of any kind of counselling infrastructure to handle the post traumatic stress that the fighters suffer coupled with the Palestinian society’s denial of P.T.S.S, aggravates the problem. “
Also according to the report, ” Hamas fighters have ceased doing joint terrorist training seminars and information sharing chat forums with Hizbolla almost completely because Hizbolla fighters routinely make references to the small sizes of Palestinians sexual organs and lower brain capacities.” However the Palestinian Psychology report’s most interesting point is found in a story which one of the interviewed terrorists tells. In it he alleges that while he was stationed in Arafat’s Muqata guarding Arafat during the 9/11 attacks, Arafat was tremendously vociferously angry at the success of the twin tower attacks, bu nott because he felt bad for America or the victims, but because he was not able to achieve such a historical feat in thirty years of diabolical schemes.”
JM’s senior sources in Israel’s Peace Now (Shalom Achshav) Organization report that, “members of Peace Now’s elite were horrified to hear about the sad psychological state of affairs of the Palestinians and many have since donated large sums of Jewish money to help rehabilitate the Palestinian fighters, with some elites calling for ceasing funding for Israeli war veterans and diverting Jewish communal funds to helping the Palestinian terrorist veterans.
One of the reasons why so many members of the tribes aka Jews, do not bother to observe anything Judaic whatsoever today is because the Judaism that Orthodox Jews keep today and insist that all Jews must live by is in fact mostly man-made, rabbinically decreed laws, traditions and customs enacted in the last two thousand years of exile, and not from the Tanach literally. Wearing a head covering is not a Biblical commandment and yet today it is integral to being a pious Jew,this is just one example of many. The Judaic Biblical holiness that we read about in the Tanach that may have been given to us by the Creator at Mt Sinai, it seems has been buried almost to death by rabbinical takanot and historical circumstances and replaced with the Talmud, the Shulchan Aruch and The Rebbe’s writings.
On the other side of the spectrum, the act of humans picking and choosing which parts of the Tanach that they like and throwing out the ones that they do not and then calling that Judaism, as is the case with Reform, Conservative, Egalitarian sects of the Jewish world, is so absurdly fraudulent that it is embarrassing and shameful. Many Jews have seen this fraud their entire lives and as a result of it’s repugnance, they fled and have assimilated to become media moguls and famous artists and actors. In fact, most of Reform Judaism’s clergy do not believe in a Creator and do not believe that most events in the Tanach actually really and truly transpired, however they have no problem taking your parents money and your money to teach you and your children about …Judaism.
The religion of science, rational thought and institutional cynicism is more appealing to many Jews than Torah is because science provides answers or a means to come to an answer, whereas the Torah is a book of fairy tales in comparison. Evolution is a indisputable paradigm and Creation is an unproven, theoretical fairy tale still, dinosaurs are found in all of the World’s museums, but only one archaeological piece of evidence, The Moabite Stone, exists confirming the existence of a Jewish king named David that built the first Temple.
However despite science’s value, every Jew knows that s/he has a soul, and that the soul is not a scientific or quantifiable thing. Our emotions and passion and compassion are special things outside of the realm of probes and sensors and experiments. The soul or our life force somehow interacts outside of the human realm. It is our Jewish soul which tells us that we are indeed a part of something bigger and greater than ourselves, that their is something more to life and to existence than than just science, Yahweh?
So how does one live like a Jew then?
The answer to that question is without a doubt found in the pages of the Tanach especially in the book of Leviticus (Vayikra). However one of the first things that you may discover to your complete surprise is that most of the customs and culture that truly define Judaism and what a Jew is supposed to do and when s/he is supposed to do it, are predicated on the existence of the Jewish Temple (Beit HaMiqdash) in Jerusalem, which has not existed for almost two thousand years as a matter of fact. It gets even more complicated by the fact that the place where the Temple (Beit HaMiqdash) is supposed to stand is occupied by a Muslim Mosque today. The Jewish Temple (Beit HaMiqdash) is integral to Judaism and being Jewish, and yet sadly today most Jews believe that the Western Wall is our holiest place, but have never heard of the (Beit HaMiqdash).
So once again the question is:, how does someone live like a Jew without the existence of the Temple?
Keep the Sabbath as a day of rest is a great place for everyone to start but also begin learning about the Temple (Beit HaMiqdash) and what it’s purpose is.
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