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012 Do you speak Hebrew?”

 
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Do you speak Hebrew?”

The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over the Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message: “This is Syrian Air Force # 174 announcing we have lost one engine and want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
No answer.
A while later he announces, “This is Syrian Air Force # 174 again. We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
Silence.
A short while later the captain announces, “This is Syrian Air Force #174. We are desperate. We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
Still no answer.
Finally the captain calls out, “Help! This is Syrian Air Force #174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!”
Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit:  “Shalom Syrian Air Force # 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control. We would like  to help. “
“Allah is praised,” says the Syrian pilot. “Please give me instructions.”
“Do you speak Hebrew?”
“No”
“Ok, then please repeat after me: Yitgadal Viyitkadash Shimay Rabbah…… ya ben zona”
Palestine is a myth.

Palestine is a myth.

012 Sarah Silverman’s Trunk

 
Adam Shenkman performs "Sarah Silverman's Trunk"

Adam Shenkman performs "Sarah Silverman's Trunk"

Adam Shenkman performs “Sarah Silverman’s Trunk”

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Adam Shenkman us a funny, innovative comedian based out of California. He created this hilarious and entertaining comedy music video called Sarah Silverman’s Trunk, which I hope you enjoy as much as I did.

I’d love for Sarah Silverman to blow my shofar!

011Gif Mayhem

 

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Animated GIFs are one of the best ways of getting cheap laughs off as you will see. The creativity of animators these days is amazing as some of the anigif creators have begun to mashup different movie clips to make a single clip that kinda makes sense.
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