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012 ALBANY LOU – Underground Hip Hop

 

Albay Lou and Ill BillUnderground Hip Hop Albany Style

“Albany” Lou Samberg, cousin to SNL’s Adam Samberg, is a hard working young Hebrew from New York State, who likes to bust out rhymes about his life and what’s important to him to the sound of hip hop beats.

JM: Who are the Jews in your family?
AL:
Both Mother and Father  are 100% Jewish. My Fathers last name is Samberg and my mother’s mother was Cohen. I had a crash-course Bar Mitzvah when I turned 13. I never did understand the tradition of tossing candy at the  Bar Mitzvah Boy.  My Father recalls me chucking it right back at people HARD…lol

JM: How do you define yourself? A rapper? A hip hop artist? Producer?
AL: A rapper, entertainer, dogman, father, businessman. I havn’t realy dabbled in production aspect of Hip Hop. I believe I could do it, but I’m more about the verbal expression.

JM: Where did your “name” come from?

AL: Growing up in Albany NY, people knew me as Lou/Louie/Casino/White Lou/Lou the Jew/Snozz/Boss. The name Albany Lou came about when I started going out of town to get money. It was then that I started advertising my game-bred pitbulls in various dog magazines under the alias “Albany Lou”. When I began taking the music seriously, it was natural for me to keep that name.

JM: Are you signed to any labels?
AL: I have not signed any papers at this point though I have had offers from some smaller labels. I’m a little uncomfortable with signing anything besides autographs. I am lucky that my cousin is an entertainment Lawyer that can help.

JM: How many CD’S/Albums have you released so far?
AL: 3 released and one on the way SOON. I have only one actual album at this point. I feel the mixtape route is a much better way to accumulate a buzz. Once I’m in the public eye a bit more then I’ll start droppin more albums.
1. DEAD GAME(the album)
2.DEAD GAME vol 2 hosted by the mix-king DJ Life
3 Back in the box
4 comin soon

Albany Lou - Dead GameJM: Who were your biggest musical influences when you started?
AL: I started listening to hip hop when the west was real popular (Snoop, Dre, Ice Cube, Cypress hill etc. Then came Wu, Biggie, Mobb Deep, Outkast, Big Pun, Twista, Jay Z, Dmx, The Lox, Eminem, etc. It would be hard to say which artist influenced me the most though.

JM: Whose music influences you today?
AL: Honestly, the people around me that I grew up with are all worthy Mc’s and they probably shape me more than anyone else. We all kind of build off each other, although at this point they dont realy persue the music the way I do. As of lately, the rappers outside my circle that I listen to are Necro and ill bill, I’m feelin that new Hellraiser and Shabazz album, but not a lot of rap I hear inspires me the way it used to.

JM: Where did you grow up, where were you raised and where is home for you?
AL: I was born in Chinatown (NYC) but my family moved to long island a couple years later. My mother and I went through some really tough times and tough years. I stayed with my grandfather for a couple of years and then moved to Albany myself. Albany is definately my home. I’ve been here since I was ten and I know everyone.

JM: Is Tupac really alive?
AL: Josh your a jerk(smile).

JM: Whose music rubs you the wrong way?
AL: I don’t really ever get rubbed the wrong way by music, even when maybe it should at times. I’m a little mad at Eminem for not putting on another talented white rapper. Em, we are out here and yes we had it hard too!

JM: How did you get to where you are now? What were the big breaks and events?
AL: Haha, I’m still lookin for that big break.

JM: Has there been anyone who has mentored or really helped you along the way?
AL: I have great support through friends and family, but my answer has to be no. I do it mostly on my own even when they say it’s not possible!

JM: When did you first start getting into the performance side of music?
AL: When I was eleven, three of my friends and I performed Bobby brown’s “Get away” in the school lip sink contest., after that it was house party. I think performing is somthing that has always been in my blood.

JM: Who do you hang out with, anyone noteworthy?
AL: My 1st Cousin Andy Samberg is real popular on SNL.  I’m also close with DJ Life (Blockburners/streetsweepers/BLACKFOOT ENT. He’s like Albany’s Kayslay and his name is known heavy in NY, and in Jersey.

JM: What song has had the biggest impact on you personally?
AL: What song of mine? I would say my Dead Game song because of the creativity that went into makin it and because of the effect that it had on other people. It gave me my original fan base.

JM: What do you write about in your songs?

AL: Life in general. I’m not the type of artist that sticks to the script. No one is one-dimensional. If I feel happy then I make a happy song and if Im angry it also shows in my music.

JM: What bothers you about the music business?
AL: The same thing that bothers me about Life. Not enough loyalty, too much ego, and very little truth. Plus, its’ all about a buck. Deserving artists that make real authentic music are the ones who should be reaping the benefits.

JM: How has being a Jew or in other less popular words, has having Jewish blood in your veins made a difference in your life?
AL: It’s made all the difference in many ways and yet no difference at all in others. First of all, let me say that I did not grow up around Jews. My mother and I celebrated Hanukah every year. When I was young I used to get into fights because I was constantely ridiculed for being Jewish but I was always proud. I was never afraid to stand up for myself the same way my grandfathers did when they were alive. I also got a lot of love from certain people. My friends often said “Lou ain’t white, he’s Jewish.” When I was young that phenomenon made me feel accepted.

JM: Is being a Jew important to you? Please explain.
AL: Absolutely. Although I am not religious, being Jewish is a big part of my identity.I wouldn’t want to be anything else. A part of me feels very special to be a part of something so ancient and strong!

Underground Hip Hop Albany Style JM: What do you do for beats?
AL: My brother Legacy from the Dead Game video, he also produced the track, and my dawg Damian. Both childhood friends and both great producers. Other than that I jack other peoples beats for my mixtapes.

JM: Do you play any instruments?
AL: No, but I can sing.

JM: What is your favorite city?
AL: Vegas is the shit, NYC is mind blowin, Atlanta is beautiful, Beacon is quaint, but Id have to say I’m the most at home in Albany.

JM: Have you been to Israel?
AL: I had the opportunity to go when I was younger but I was so rapped up in my own chaotic life to accept the offer. Now i regret it. I do plan to go one day as I have family in Israel.

JM: Do you know what tribe you are from? Levi, Judah?
All I know is my grandmother was a Cohen.My family came from Russia, Lithuania, and poland to the united states in early 1900.

JM: Do you pay attention to what is going on with Israel?
To be truthful I hardly watch American news or Tv at all for that matter.I am behind my people 100%, though,I would really like to visit Israel and see it for myself.

JM: What’s coming up for you?
Well I sent Necro my Cd i havnt heard back fro him yet.i kinda want o do a song or two with phsycological.im supposed to be touring with Gym class heroes next summer. Right now its about sellin cds and tryin to get more shows

JM: What’s your favorite piece of musical equipment?
AL: Microphone hands down.

JM: Which one of your songs do you like the most and why?
AL: Their are so many that I love but iI would have to say Only Human, because it was from the heart. I listen to it for inspiration and it reminds me that I can do, it if he can do it. I also like Electricity, its the opposite of Only Human, but somehow has the same effect.

JM:Have you been in the media yet, and if so, how so?
AL: Well right now The PETA people are on my ass.

JM: Are you a spiritual or religious person?
AL: Definitely spiritual, not religious, for some reason I only pray when I’m High though (4:20).

JM: How and where can people listen to your music and watch your videos?
AL: MYSPACE.COM/ALBANYLOU

www.youtube.com/user/ALBANYLOU

JM: Where can people buy your music?
AL: MYSPACE.COM/ALBANYLOU I have a paypal. Other than that, come to Albany and I’ll sell you one personally.

JM: Who made your videos?
AL: I made every single one! I must say that for the limated resources I have they came out Damn good. All I have is a digital camera SRAIGHT RAW !

JM: Any shoutouts?
AL: First of all JEWISH MAYHEM MAGAZINE!!! Second of all my Mother (the strongest woman alive!) my Father, my Son who is my everything and my Fiancé, and of course everyone that I consider family!! .

Infinite love

Thanks,

Lou

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008 Hiphop Mayhem – What’s the story behind NECRO’s Mayhem?

 

NECRO

What’s the story behind NECRO’s Mayhem?

By Joshua Andrews & Dustin Herlich

Concert photos by Josh Meles – www.Meles.ca
Video Footage by Hebe-X
Audio of Necro interview done by Elayne Laken – www.nyceone.com
Special thanks to RIVIERA REGIME

www.NECROHIPHOP.COM
www.psychologicalrecords.com

www.myspace.com/necrohiphop

First, you take 100% pure, uncut, dope beats that will get you hooked like a junkie, coupled with witty lyrical rhymes about the most violent, gruesome, sick and twisted shit that life has to offer.  Add in orgy-istic and sadistic sexual carnage and produce this into a symphonic and rhythmic hip-hop adventure and what you get is the music of Brooklyn, NY based death-rap juggernaut NECRO.

His lyrics have been described as “obscene”, “twisted”, “vulgar”, “pornographic” and “violent”, his beats and sound productions have been described as “100% pure, uncut dope” and he’s received godlike praises from his tens upon tens of thousands of fans for his rhythmic delivery and his unique voice. Many fans have even gone as far as to tattoo NECRO’s messages and imagery on their bodies.

His style of music, which he helped define, can be categorized as either death-rap or rap-metal. The mix of metal and hip-hop that he has formulated makes him a musical pioneer; settling new, uncharted territories in the music world. If you have never heard of the 30 year old rap music artist before then take a strong hint from us that anyone with a moniker like NECRO (as in necrophiliac – one who engages in sexual acts with the deceased) and true to life photos like the ones in this article, along with lyrics like: “Stab you in your face with a butcher knife that’s really long, I’ll make you feel this song, when I beat you down to it, I don’t care if I appear wrong kid, I’ll do it”  - from his song Murder Your Life, is someone that you should take very seriously indeed; love him or hate him.

NECROIf we had to give you examples of, or to make comparisons of other musicians and bands to NECRO, well, we are not going to.  Instead we’re just going to piss you off and say that NECRO’s music sounds like NECRO’s music and you can make your own judgment and form your own opinions after watching his videos here, courtesy of NECRO and Youtube.com. Were you to read about this extreme dude who calls himself NECRO in any other media other than Jewish Mayhem it would probably never occur to you that the self-made, up and coming music producer, death-rap artist and independent record label owner, is a Jew, a Heeb, a Yid, one of the tribe of Judah, that is of course until you learn that his real name is Ron Braunstein and that his parents are Israeli.

NECRO is not a new phenomena or seasonal novelty that has just been discovered; he has been doing his thing in the underground hip-hop world for over 15 years now, building his career and fan-base systematically and methodically. A recent KOCH Entertainment Distribution press release stated concisely: “NECRO started his own record label called Psycho+Logical-Records in 1999 when he was only 23. His first disc, “I Need Drugs”, sold a few thousand units. In 2001, NECRO struck a deal for his second album, “Gory Days”. This album sold over 30,000 copies with pretty much no no touring and very little promotion. From 2002 through 2003, Necro released a CD/DVD special edition of “Gory Days”, the porno “Sexy Sluts”, a compilation album and his first mixed CD. His third solo album, “The Pre-Fix For Death”, released in 2004, featured the first hybrid between real hip-hop and real metal. 2005 saw the release his sex-themed album “The Sexorcist”.

NECROExpanding Psycho+Logical-Records catalog, he produced solo albums for all three MC’s of the critically acclaimed underground hip-hop group NON PHIXION. These releases included his brother Ill Bill, Sabac, and Goretex. He also produced an album with hip-hop artist and hype man Mr. Hyde, and put together the “Circle of Tyrants” album, a super-group featuring Necro, Ill Bill, Mr. Hyde, and Goretex. In the following year, Psycho+Logical-Records released instrumental albums for nearly every one of the past albums Necro produced. Necro’s forthcoming CD “Death Rap” will be released via KOCH this fall.”

NECRO has also directed and self-produced four of his own videos; “187 Reasonz Y”, shot on super 8mm in black and white (1997); “The Devil Made Me Do It”, shot on 16mm film in color; “I Need Drugs” music video shot on High 8 in color (2000); and even the adult film “Sexy Sluts: Been There, Done That” (2003). One thing in particular that NECRO has done in order to make a name for himself and to set himself apart is that he directed and produced (and appeared in) his own XXX film.  As mentioned above, the 2003 film “Sexy Sluts: Been There, Done That” comes complete with a hardcore fuck scene featuring the super hot and super slutty, former Penthouse Pet, Lanny Barbie.

necroNECRO told Jewish Mayhem, “On my Circle of tyrants album…I did a song with the drummer from Sepultura and I have a guy from the group metal band Testamental on lead solos on the metal tracks. I did a track with drummer Vinny Appice who was the drummer of Black Sabbath in the Eighties and in the group DIO. So I mean I work with metal dudes, plus I play rythym and bass myself. I was always very metal influenced, since I was twelve years old I was playing death metal.”

Up until 2005 NECRO worked like a logical psycho, non-stop, recording new material and pushing his own artistic limits further and further until mid-year when he launched a 16 city North American concert tour with Toronto based gangster rap duo Riviera Regime opening up for him; both Klee and Benny from RR are ex-IDF soldiers. Necro told Jewish Mayhem before his tour, “I dropped like 10 albums in 17 months.  I did a lot of work.  Now I gotta spend some time on the business.  I did a lot of music, and now I need to take care of some other things.  I do a lot, but you really can’t do everything at once.  I’m chilling with the recording, but it’s all in my mind.  I’m getting things ready.  I’m listening to shit so I can get inspired.”

Lanny Barbie in the SexorcistSo what does NECRO listen to in order to get inspired by or to chill out to, according to NECRO, he doesn’t’t listen to a lot of hip-hop.  “I’m really more into listening to Metallica, Pantera, death metal, stuff like that.  I listen to metal for my inspiration.”  This influence definitely shows up in his music, which blends metal and rap.  His unique blend is what keeps the reviews glowing and the larger and larger crowds coming to his shows, but certainly having droves of nubile, sexy, barely legal women choosing to come up on stage to dance during songs and in many cases, to voluntarily strip on stage makes NECRO’s shows an over the top, fun festival of debauchery.

As he put it “I always move forward, I always move up.  Regardless of whether or not you like me or not, I’m here, and I’m going places.” Unlike many Jews in entertainment who have historically tried to gentilize their names and identities in order to earn the goyim’s love, as we call it, NECRO in contrast makes no apologies for what he does, or his opinions.  “I’ve never been ashamed (about being a Jew) of who I am, even when I was young.”  He adds “It’s how I am.  I’m not really religious, but it’s my culture.  You say something bad about it and you’ll get slapped in your face.” Unlike many Jews who boast such bravado and boast about standing up for the honor of our nation, NECRO has smacked his fair share of big mouths in actuality.

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Who’s Your Daddy – Toronto

Ron Braunstein aka NECRO is definitely not your typical Jew in many regards as you can see. Think about it, besides Matisyahu and the Beastie Boys, just how many other Jews are successful rappers on an international scale, and then ask yourself just how many of those rappers are anything even remotely as threatening and menacing as NECRO is? Now to play devil’s advocate, by whose and what standard do we measure NECRO’s success with? Well for starters, unlike 98% of the musicians out there, NECRO has not sold any rights for a single product of his to anyone, and he now has many CDs and merchandise to sell. Therefore when he says he sold 100,000 CDs and 10,000 shirts, because he owns and controls everything from the production to the business end of distribution, promotion and marketing, he makes far, far more dough per unit than any artist signed onto any label. We consider that pretty damn successful generally speaking and in our opinion that makes him a successful artist and a pretty savvy businessman.

necroIt may be of no suprise for you to learn that before NECRO was dealing CDs of his music he was dealing drugs to the level that as he says on his myspace page, “he even made up business cards for friends to page him. While he was successful with dealing, the day he got paid $3,000 for 1 beat was the moment that he realized there was a less risky way to make a living.” No doubt, the lessons that he learned from hustling on the street propelled him.

NECRO is certainly not your typical Jew in the entertainment industry for that matter as well. What we mean by that is that too many Jews in the entertainment business know more about Jesus than about Judah and they identify more with Buddah than they do with Torah. In contrast, while NECRO does not wear his wear his ethnicity on his sleeve or include it into his art as a gimmick, NECRO is proud of his heritage and is very pro-Israel and very much into the concept of being a smart, savvy and tough Jew.The late Jewish leader Rabbi Meir kahane would have phrased NECRO’s style as, ” a Jewish head behind a Jewish fist”. NECRO is very aware of who he is and what his roots are and where he wants to go in life.

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Murder Ya Life – Toronto

We asked him in 2005 how he felt about Jews in the music business who are either on stage or behind the scenes and if he receives any preferential treatment because he is a Jew, to which he replied, “I don’t get no fucking help, I get no help from no Jews.” We asked him to elaborate on this to which he replied, “Here’s the funny fucking thing, I am one of the proudest Jews. Now when I say that I am a proud Jew…that means that I’m not some douchebag that uses it as fucking gimmick. Ya know what I am saying? I’m not here to say that (Sarcasm) Ooooh I’m Jewish, I’m going to rap about being a Jew. That’s a fucking gimmick to me. I am a Jew because I was born a Jew and mother is a Jew, and I go and celebrate Shabbas with her, and we eat chicken cutlets and I love chicken soup and I love my grandmother rest in peace from the Holocaust, because I am. It’s not a fucking gimmick.”

NECRO has numerous lyrics in his massive repertoire of songs that refer to his and his older brother Bill’s tough childhoods and what it was like for them growing up in the projects of Brooklyn, but not in a specific Jewish manner. It would be incorrect to define or classify or to label NECRO as a “Jewish rapper” because he does not rap about being Jewish or about Jewish matters nor does he use middle eastern motifs in his music whatsoever, NECRO is a Jew who does rap really, really well, whether you like his music or not. If you did not know that he was a Jew and nothing stood out from his music as Jewish, you would not then label him as a Jewish rapper, but rather a white rapper.

When NECRO was referring to a “douchebag that uses it as fucking gimmick”, only one particular Jewish rapper comes to our minds, the Jewish national embarrassment and literally public traitor to the Jewish people, NYC based Aviad “50 Shmekels” Cohen ( a nauseating disingenuous parody on Fitty Cent). 50 Shmekels as we call him, inexplicably exploded off of the bar mitzva circuit and onto the mass media a few years ago and was portrayed as something new and exciting and worthwhile, when all he was in reality was a completely studio created musician, a below average performer and just a general, all around big mouth with an even bigger ego. Aviad’s Shmekels were eventually laughed away by one and all, but not before he earned some serious, choice media attention by everyone from Heeb magazine to Israel’s national newspapers and made some undeserved dollars for his shmekels CDs. Aviad eventually had a complete nervous breakdown because of the humiliation and embarrassment that he brought upon himself and his poor family and to hip hop, he explained on his website not too long ago, but then he found Christianity. Yup, Aviad actually publicly converted to Christianity and has since become a full blown, fanatical, arrogant, mouthpiece for the insidious and anti-Jewish, Christian movement, Jews for Jesus. Where is that lighting bolt when ya really want it?

prefixshirt6We asked NECRO how did he come to transition and fuse metal to rap-hip hop? What inspired him? “In the projects you’d hear hip hop, it was just like a culture in the projects itself. I just remember just being a kid and being into metal and at the same time hearing hip hop, it was almost the same to me and I never really separated it really in my mind. There was also a station called U68 that would play one video after another. One video you’d see a Queen video, then you’d see Beastie Boys, then you’d see Anthrax, then you’d see RUN DMC …so…we were just being brainwashed like dope. I taught myself how to play. I would pick out sings and shit ya know because I basically had good ears and I was actually able to pick out songs at such a young age and kinda pick it out. I am not technically a good player, but yet technically I am a great player. I can’t really tell ya the chords and the notes, but I can sit down and play parts of technical and insane rhythm shit on guitar. I consider myself a great writer. I’m really dope on bass, like a 70′s bass player, ya know, straight outa of a fuckin 70′s record. When I say 70′s record, I’m talking about 70′s funk, jazz fusion…ya know. I’m talking David Axelrod type shit which is like the type of shit shit you’d see in 70′s movies, ya know, the funky hill shit. I’ll write the craziest shit. I consider myself more head music. I like people to kick the fuck back, in their crib, and then put my shit on and listen and analyze it.”

NECRO has since played shows in England for the first time and has recently announced upcoming shows in Australia for the first time with Riviera Regime opening up for him. NECRO was a featured performer on this summer’s Sounds of the Underground tour, both of which can be attributed to NECRO’s signing a serious distribution deal back in June of 2007, with KOCH Entertainment Distribution. They announced in a Press release in June “that it has signed an exclusive distribution deal with Psycho+Logical-Records. Under this agreement, KOCH is the exclusive physical and digital distributor of the label in North America. NECRO had this to say about it, “We are proud to present and be a part of the KOCH family, since KOCH is making so many moves in the indie game, basically turning the indie world into a major game and leveling the playing field. KOCH had the best situation to offer as a distribution partner so we decided to work with them. We feel they see our vision and we will fit well in their business model at retail.”

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Bury You With Satan – Toronto

“We’re very excited to be working with Psycho+Logical-Records,” commented Eric Lemasters, VP Business Development for KOCH Entertainment. “As KOCH continues its domination of the urban market, Psycho+Logical and Necro’s releases will complement our efforts in that genre and the added marketing crossover potential into the metal scene is a unique situation that will only add to their value.”

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Get On Your Knees – Toronto

NEW NECRO ALBUM – DEATH RAP – IN STORES SEPT. 11TH!

FEAT. SCOTT IAN OF ANTHRAX, MARK MORTON OF LAMB OF GOD, DAVE ELLEFSON OF MEGADETH, BRIAN FAIR OF SHADOWS FALL, HARLEY FLANAGAN OF THE CRO-MAGS, MIKE SMITH OF SUFFOCATION, STEVE DIGIORGIO OF DEATH/SADUS, ADAM JACKSON OF TWELVE TRIBES, RAY ALDER OF FATES WARNING + ILL BILL & MR. HYDE

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Necro Show Highlights – Toronto

007 Hiphop Mayhem – Underground Hip Hop Rapper Ill Bill

 

Ill Bill

Interview by Lucas Wisenthal
Photos supplied by ILL BILL

Ill Bill

This is a mad-old interview that Montreal based journalist Lucas Wisenthal did with Underground Hip-hop / Rap artist Ill Bill back in 2005, for Jewish Mayhem but we have never used it because it was lost in our archives and we have been looking for it since.

A lot has changed for Bill since 2005 but because this is a good interview that has never been read before, we’ve decided to run it. We will be featuring Bill again in the next issue with all of the updates with what’s new with Bill.

JM: Let’s start with the basics on Ill Bill.
IB: I’m a member of Non-Phixion. I also run, own and operate Uncle Howie Records. I put out a solo album this year through Psycho+Logical records, which is my brother’s label. I worked on the Non-Phixion Green DVD, which I directed. For the most part, people know me as being an MC in Non-Phixion, but we’re branching out now and starting to do solo stuff. I’ve been around forever. I mean, Non-Phixion, next year’ll be our tenth anniversary as a group. I’ve been rhyming for years. I’ve also been in bands.

JM: I read that you and Necro played in hardcore bands.
IB: All that shit. Whatever makes you want to jump out of a plane, that’s what I’m about.

JM: Who would you rather have appear on one of your albums: Jackie Mason, Andrew Dice Clay or Larry David?
IB: Absolutely Larry David. That’s me in about 25 years. I’m a mess, you know? On one hand I’ve got it together, but on another hand I’m a neurotic mess.

JM: Why are you a neurotic mess?
IB: I think it just might the fact of growing up in a Jewish household. It’s just something that kind of comes with the territory of being a Jewish kid from Brooklyn.

JM: Ill Bill, why are there no Jewish skateboarders? I mean, the ollie was invented by a Jew from Hollywood, Florida named Allan Gelfand.
IB: I don’t even know! My boy Vinnie Ponte, he’s an honorary Jew. He just operates like a Jew. He walks, talks – he thugs it like a Jew.

JM: How does a Jew thug it?
IB: I don’t know, I mean, just the way the way we do it. I don’t think there’s an actual blueprint to it; it’s kind of the way we do it. It’s kind of the way we wear our hat kind of to the side, the way we sag our pants a little bit, the way we lace up our sneakers.

JM: In the song Black Helicopters, your fellow Non-Phixion member Goretex mentions “golden showers on the poor shiksa.” How often do non-Jewish women get pissed on during Non-Phixion tours?
IB: Probably just as often as Jewish women do! We don’t discriminate, we have golden showers for all women – shapes, sizes, colors, creeds, religions, race, earth and space, it doesn’t matter. We piss on everyone who we get a chance to piss on.

JM: A friend of mine suggested that there’s a Holy Trinity of Jews. This Trinity, he says, is comprised of Howard Stern, the neurotic Jew; David Lee Roth, the comedian Jew; and Gene Simmons, the medieval sorcerer Jew who makes matzah out of Gentile baby blood. In your opinion, who should be added to or removed from the Trinity and why?
IB: (Laughter) I wouldn’t remove anybody! I think that’s pretty much damn on point!

JM: Being that you feel this Trinity is so on point, how much Gentile blood do you think should be used in the making of your matzah?
IB: Probably a gallon per pound. It also depends if we’re talking about square matzah or the round schmoor matzah. I definitely prefer the schmoor matzah, the Lubavitcher matzah. I like my food well done, and the schmoor matzah comes well done.

JM: They deliver that to my house every year, Bill.
IB: You know what? I’ve never had ‘em delivered, actually. We actually go to the matzah factory and pick them up ourselves. Part of the reason is because when you buy those matzahs, they’re pretty costly. They charge a lot for those matzahs. So you have to make sure that they’re whole, because when you go for the afikomen, you wanna be able to break it. You wanna have solid pieces of matzah to break in half so the children can get what they gotta get.

JM: I once read an interview with MC Serch where he said that he didn’t know that you were Jewish. Why, in spite of the fact that he obviously knew you at the time, would he make such a claim?
IB: Oh shit, I don’t know. That I don’t know. He absolutely, definitely broke bread at the Shabbos table with me many a time. You’d have to ask him, I have no idea. He absolutely knew.

Ill BillJM: Regarding hip-hop, Ras Kass once said, “Jews run it; niggAS run around it.” As both an artist and a businessman, where do you stand with respect to a statement like that?
IB: I wonder what Puffy would think about that statement. He’s absolutely running things himself.

JM: Is Puffy a black Jew?
IB: (Laughter) Maybe he is! That’s what I’m saying. Then again, Madonna’s name is Esther now and she’s a Kaballah scholar! I read that Britney is a Jew now, too.

JM: But did you ever feel any type of animosity from anyone in regard to your own Jewishness?
IB: Absolutely. There’s definitely animosity coming from the realm of just being a business person and the level of competition. And yeah, there’s animosity coming from every angle, certainly. I felt animosity growing up being a Jew. I felt animosity in the business. It’s hard to really say for sure what’s the real reason. Is it because they’re jealous? Is it because of the fact that I’m Jewish? Is that like, really an issue? I don’t really know. I hope that the hate isn’t being thrown at me because I’m a Jew. I mean, that would really suck.

JM: Have you gotten ahead at all on account of being Jewish?
IB:
Absolutely not. No way. Definitely not. I don’t believe it’s worked for me or against me. It’s a non-issue in terms of my success.

JM: Why are so many rappers that we like – arguably the best rappers right now – anti-Semitic? I’ve read interviews with you where you say you’re a huge Ghostface fan, and some of his lyrics contain anti-Semitic sentiment.
IB: You think that Ghostface is anti-Semitic?

JM: Some of what he says definitely is.
IB: Give me an example. I love Ghostface.

Ill BillJM: I love Ghostface too. What about on the Ironman album where he says, “Yo they got a hit placed on my head, what should the God do? Max out in Spain and do business with the Jews. Never that.”? That’s anti-Semitic.
IB: But didn’t he sign to Def Jam?

JM: Def Jam might be run by Jews, but you can’t tell me that that line isn’t anti-Semitic.
IB: I think overall in America today it’s starting to become cool again to hate the Jew. I absolutely see that. I just think that people are always looking for a scapegoat, and what’s been a major scapegoat in world history: The Jew. He’s been an easy person to point the finger at, saying, “And they got all the money!” I know a lot of Jews that have shit, that have nothing.

The way I think that as an individual you’re able to really disprove things like this and really reflect your own personal views is actually by coming in contact individually with people. I think that one advantage I have being an artist and having the ability to reach a lot of people is that I’m able to kind of like let people know what time it is. I don’t even think that my music is overtly quote unquote Jewish. It’s not something I’m shooting for and not shooting for; I’m just doing what I’m doing. I think you’ll find elements in there if you’re looking for them. I think overall there’s a lot of anti-Semitism, but there’s also a lot of anti-black, anti everything. Everywhere you go, there’s racism, segregation. And everybody has a problem with everybody at one point or another.

At the end of the day, ain’t nobody gonna stop me – you know what I’m sayin’? – from doin’ what I’m doin’, whether it be someone who doesn’t who doesn’t like Jews, or whatever, ‘cause I’ll go out shootin’. I don’t give a fuck. I ain’t havin’ it. I’m one of those. I’m one of the Jews that ain’t havin’ it, you know what I’m sayin’? My brother Necro ain’t havin’ it! Come up to me poppin’ that Jew shit, poppin’ that Jewboy shit – It never did get popped, nor do I believe it ever will, because of the fact that I ain’t havin’ it, and I feel like people can sense that, you know what I’m sayin’? It hasn’t been a problem, in all honesty.

Then again, we’re not from Austin, Texas, man; we’re from Brooklyn, New York, which is probably the biggest melting pot in the world, you know, in terms of just a lot of different cultures coming together. Sure there’s beef. If you wanna take it back to grade school, everybody called each other a dumb spic, dumb wop, dumb kike, dumb nigga. We’ve heard all that shit, people that are within my circle. Dumb chink, whatever. It’s all been said, you know what I’m sayin’? But at the end of the day, as adults, as grown men, ain’t nobody steppin’ to me with that shit. That ain’t happenin’. I’ll go AWOL.

JM:How do you feel about Jewish rappers who draw parallels between the respective plights of black and Jewish people in order to appear authentically hip-hop, when in reality, in America today, these two groups stand at opposite ends of the socio-economic spectrum?
IB: I mean, that’s all relative, then. Go to Crown Heights, there’s no divide between blacks and Jews.

JM: But there was in 1991.
IB: No, there was. But you know what? Shit happens. That’s like saying that there’s a divide between Italian-Americans and blacks because some kid got hurt up in Howard Beach. But if you look at the entire Wu-Tang mythology and what was going on within let’s say the last seven years of hip-hop, everybody wants to be an Italian gangster. Where’s the separation? Where’s the beef? Where’s the drama?

JM:Do you think black kids really want to be Italian, or that they just want to be gangsters?
IB: No, because they might also want to be Jewish gangsters. Shit, Vegas was built by Bugsy, Myer Lansky. It’s all tied together. So I just think gangsterism played a part in it.

I think there’s a lot of love/hate relationships, man. And I think that blacks and Jews have had a love/hate relationship throughout American history, and let’s say really within the last 50 or 60 years. And I think at the end of the day there are a lot of similarities. Just the overall struggle in of just being considered a second-class citizen. And not just Jews, we’re talking about the Irish, we’re talking about the Italian-Americans that came here and had to make their bones. 15:30.

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About the writer:

Lucas grew up in a goyish area of Montreal’s West Island where he seriously tore up curbs and rails skateboarding, and listened to hip-hop and rap voraciously. He finished his English Literature degree at Mcgill University in 2003 and is currently enrolled at Concordia University and writes on the side for prestigious publications such as Jewish Mayhem.

004 Elvis Is Alive In Israel

 

Elvis Is Alive In Israel
By Gil Zohar

JERUSALEM

satellite_image_of_israel_in_january_2003There hasn’t been a King of Israel in 2,000 years. But 10 km west of Jerusalem opposite the Globus film studio and near the hummus restaurants of Abu Ghosh there’s a monument to the man some say was the greatest king of all time. The roadside cafe and gas station, called Fundak Elvis (The Elvis Inn), features a four-meter high statue of the King. Not King David. Not King Solomon nor some other biblical hero. This highway rest stop is home to the world’s largest image of the King of Rock ‘n Roll, Elvis Presley (1935-1977).

The looming statue depicts a stylized Elvis with his hips thrust forward, hair slicked back, and guitar leaning against his leg – the quintessential sex-saturated pose for a musical giant who sent millions of adolescent girls into ecstasy every time he appeared on stage. The person behind this shrine is Uri Yoeli, a businessman who just happens to be a completely obsessed Elvis fan. “I got into Elvis when I was 14,” the seventh generation Jerusalemite recalls. “I quickly became the head of the fan club in the city.” That role required the teenaged Yoeli to dress up as the King. He turned his collar up, slicked his hair back, and imitated Elvis’s trademark smile. “I had all his [33 1/3 LP] records, which had to be ordered from Tel Aviv, because Jerusalem stores didn’t carry them. We used to have dance parties, where all we would play were Elvis slows,” he recalls with a nostalgic sigh. “Those were the days.” In the early 1970s Yoeli criss-crossed the U.S. in order to get near his idol He flew from New York to Salt Lake City for a day to see the King in concert.

And he stalked Presley’s home for hours to get a glimpse of the legend. When he finally caught up with him at a hamburger joint, the security guards prevented him from shaking hands with Elvis. Yoeli married a woman who didn’t share his passion, so the posters and magazine clippings went into storage. Yoeli didn’t foresee his eatery becoming Israel’s unofficial Elvis Heaven. When he opened the Mountain Inn in 1974, he hung two of his favourite pictures of the King on the walls. He didn’t even realize that anyone had noticed the photos until two truck drivers came in and asked to use the telephone. “They said to their friend, ‘Meet us at the place with the pictures of Elvis’,” Yoeli recalls, and he knew then he had something special. Today, the proprietor dresses in conservative button-down shirts and vests, and wears his thinning hair too short to be slicked back. But the walls of the restaurant are lined with 728 pieces of Presley memorabilia. Even the ceilings are covered with row upon row of framed pictures. “People come here from all over Israel, and all over the world,” Yoeli notes with pride.

fundak-elvis2The King’s birthday on January 8 and the anniversary of his death on August 16 always attract a crowd of Israeli devotees – some sporting paste-on sideburns and jumpsuits. Israelis can get pretty serious about The King. Ya’acov Tovi, the country’s leading Elvis impersonator, who learned English by listening to Presley records, once had his clothes torn off by an audience of women soldiers. If you’re lonesome tonight, Yoeli counsels stopping by. The Fundak Elvis will get you all shook up.

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Gil Kezwer is a writer, photographer and sculptor based in Toronto, Canada, and Jerusalem, Israel. [url=http://ca.geocities.com/gkezwer@rogers.com/]http://ca.geocities.com/gkezwer@rogers.com/[/url]