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Hamas leaders making penis casts and sell dildos at Gazan markets to raise funds for war on Israel

According Jewish Mayhem’s Gazan media sources; due to Israel’s successful crippling blockade on Gaza, coupled with Egypt’s recent construction of it’s ground-breaking, underground, Arab-Apartheid wall, Hamas is resorting to using extreme  measures in order to generate needed funds for it’s war effort on Israel: Hamas is entering the world sexual prosthetic industry by marketing it’s first line of dildos to Gazan women in late 2010, called Pal-Esnises.

Seeing their income dwindle from the smuggled import of drugs and white prostitutes from Eastern Europe in the last few months Hamasa has ahd to come up with new means of income.  Hamas ordered Hamas’  most well endowed men to appear to the Koos Amak Mosque in Gaza city, and drop their drawers for Palestine in order to be casted as molds for the new line of sex toys. Inside sources in Hamas that need to remain anonymous told Jewish Mayhem via intermediaries, that the due to the small sizes of the Hamas members penises the entire project was in jeapordy; but the project was rescued when they finally settled for purchasing three generic models that were already available in China, which ironically were modeled after Jewish xxx legends Ron Jeremy, and Even Stone.

According to Jewish Mayhem’s sources in American Intelligence Community, this move by Hamas is direct retaliation to Hassan Nasrallah and to Hezbolla’s fighters recent acts of insulting Hamas fighter’s honor and dignity at joint terrorist events, parties and functions. “Hamas vows to be the biggest dicks on the terrorist block.” Is how Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal put it  one insider claims.

The Pal-Esnises come in two colors black and flesh colored, and in one size, large. They should be available for sale  off of Hamas official website

Palesnis Palestinian Dildo

In the Middle East, children are potty trained a little differently than in the West. This technique is commonly known as the Yasser Arafat Technique.
Middle Eastern Potty Training

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It’s a miracle! I saw Jesus too…….on my dog’s ass.

It's a miracle! I saw Jesus too.......on my dog's ass.

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Zombie Survival Guide

The irony of an Arab child wearing a Jewish, Israel Maccabi t-shirt at an anti-semitic, anti-Israel, J-Street, Peace Now, hate rally. Oh wait, that is not a J Street or Peace Now rally, it’s a Hamas rally, excuse me, they just look so similar.

The irony of an Arab child wearing a Jewish, Israel Maccabi t-shirt at a anti-semitic, anti-Israel, Peace Now hate rally.

The Palestinian Dream

According to sources in Israel’s Judenrein (Built and assisted by Jewish money) Bir Zeit University, numerous  conclusive studies that were about to be published in America’s leading journal on Psychology on the psychological effects that 9/11 has had on Hamas, PFLP, Al Aksa Martyrs and El Fatah fighters since 9/11, have been confiscated by Hamas and the Professors silenced.

However the digital age outfoxed Hamas and copies of the studies conclusions were leaked to news sources before they could be taken, quickly proliferating around the world.  According JM’s Psychology expert who has read the leaked report, “Apparently, a particular psychological trauma has manifested itself commonly among all of the Palestinian militant groups since right after 9/11, it resulted from their perception of how the 9/11 hijackers aka Al Qaeda in the simplest of terms,  “out-terroristed” them. In other words Palestinian terrorists are suffering from acute inferiority complex and low self esteem issues.”

The expert goes on, “The Palestinian report accurately details how many Palestinian militants are functionally ineffectual fighters and useless civilians and for all intents and purposes, with most suffering from acute sleep deprivation and incontinence. The absence of any kind of counselling infrastructure to handle the post traumatic stress that the fighters suffer coupled with the Palestinian society’s denial of P.T.S.S, aggravates the problem. “

Also according to the report, ” Hamas fighters have ceased doing joint terrorist training seminars and information sharing chat forums with Hizbolla almost completely because Hizbolla fighters routinely make references to the small sizes of Palestinians sexual organs and lower brain capacities.”  However the Palestinian Psychology report’s most interesting point is found in a story which one of the interviewed terrorists tells. In it he alleges that while he was stationed in Arafat’s Muqata guarding Arafat during the 9/11 attacks,  Arafat was tremendously vociferously angry at the success of the twin tower attacks,  bu nott because he felt bad for America or the victims, but because he was not able to achieve such a historical feat in thirty years of diabolical schemes.”

JM’s senior sources in Israel’s Peace Now (Shalom Achshav) Organization report that, “members of Peace Now’s elite were horrified to hear about the sad psychological state of affairs of the Palestinians and many have since donated large sums of Jewish money to help rehabilitate the Palestinian fighters, with some elites calling for ceasing funding for Israeli war veterans and diverting Jewish communal funds to helping the Palestinian terrorist veterans.

The Palestinian Dream

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