Music Mayhem CD Review Mayhem – Dahlia

Artist: Dahlia
Album: Plastique

While scouring the internet for Jews and the “Jewish Mayhem” that they cause I happily stumbled up on the photo below of Ms. Dahlia Schweitzer, and upon viewing it for the first time, I was immediately attracted to it’s 21st century interpretation of 1920′s Berlin night life Berlesque look.

Dahlia is really hot and I really dig Burlesque performances which is one reason why it caught my eye, but my Jewdar, you know that gut feeling that tells you this human is a Jewish human, was bleeping like mad. (For every non-Jewish person reading this, yes, it is true, every Jew is born with a Jewdar, and horns on their heads and s/he immediately gets monthly conspiracy cheques from the ZOG. Just joking with ya’ll.

Anyways, with a name like Dahlia and my Jewdar going off like an air raid siren in my kishke (Yid. Gut), within a few keystrokes I was at her website (www.thisisdahlia.com) where I entered the world of Dahlia.

TRACK LISTING:
1. you can see the stars
2. cock block
3. plastique
4. love is colder than death
5. miss independent 1
6. love a lover
7. super girl
8. miss independent 2
9. kiss
10. burning up
11. deeper
12. truth or dare

BUY PLASTIQUE

Dahlia’s first track You can see the Stars brought me back to the eighties with it’s synthisizer and guitar laced sound and kinda reminded me of the Smiths sound and mullets. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Cock Block was different with its with harder and grimier drumming and base and guitar chops punkish sounding and it’s lesbianica lyrics were hot. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Plastique the title track is electro-pop song, very eighties. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Love is colder than death immediately sounded like a Pet Shop Boys song, but better in my opinion because I personally cannot stand the voices of the Pet Shop Boys. Lots of synth drums and eighties synthisizers. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Miss independent 1 is another synth laden track which could have been a Debbie Harry song. After hearing a few songs of Dahlia’s this song is indicative of her singing style which is not so much singing as much as reciting poetry steadily to the beat. Her songs lend themselves to stage performance which te videos below confirm. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Love a lover is another eighties Pet Shop Boys style but clearly a club dance song. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Super girl is a synth laden dance tune. Miss independent 2 is another synth laden dance tune a remake of Miss Independant 1. Kiss starts strong and with it’s overt lesbianica loving lyrics, I loved this song immediately, but not just because I love lesbianica, it was just grimier and with lyrics like “I want to fuck a girl like her”, whats not to love? Burning up starts with a eighties rock intro and Dahlia’s talking singing kicks in. Very Debby Harry and punkish / light rock. Deeper starts slower than the other songs and it’s light guitar make it easy listening but it’s overt sexual lyrics of harder and deeper make this song perfect for any strip club, sex club, porn movies, swingers parties, and any sex related event or function, that’s about it in my imagination. This song is dancable and usuable to DJ’s. Truth or dare is an electro pop song.

Dahlia is a young, sexy, intelligent, worldly woman of many talents and an artist of multi-medias evidently. A performer, an artist, a thinker, author, musician and lyricist, sexual provoceteur, and recording artist; her creative spirit seems to be without restrictions. Is she part of the tribe? Is she a Jewess? Her presence here on JewishMayhem.Com is your answer and it is my pleasure to introduce you Dahlia Schweitzer.

Dahlia has a lot going on with her of interest to talk about, she recently released her third book, entitled Seduce Me, published by HarperCollins/Avon Red, and she has been recording and producing her music since 2002. Her latest Album is entitled Plastique and I decided to check it out.

I contacted Dahlia indicating my interest in doing CD and she replied promptly and warmly and had a CD at my office very quickly.

Plastique was produced by Dahlia and Jude Rawlins and includes music by and collaborations with: Baptise Feuillade, Ben Adorable, Blackjwell, Dirk Sanner, Jan Lehmann, Jean Miyokan, Leon Loiseau, Max Krefeld, NAM:LIVE! and Wuan MC & Miwock. Plastique was created in London, Milan, Dusseldorf, Chicago, Paris, Montreal & Berlin in 2005.

PLASTIQUE

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KISS

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