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Pussy In An Israeli Record Store

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A recent break-in at Israel’s world famous Weizman Science Institute’s Department For Jewish Music-Genes was perpetrated by “terrorists”.

A break-in at the ultra-fanatical, right-wing, high-security Weizman Institute, famous for it’s revolutionary inventions such as the mechanical vagina and the pocket rocket and the palmello melon, resulted in the release of tens of Jewish music-gene modified cats into the public streets, was just announced to the public in a press conference.

“The public has nothing to fear from these pussies because we have already dispatched teams to round up all of the pussy, the public should not feed the pussies nor throw shekels at them either if they sing.” Said Weizman official Shad Ayeem.

The daring break-in was perpetrated by members of the Jewish-Israeli PEACE NOW-OR ELSE WE’LL COMMIT NATIONAL MURDER SUICIDE movement’s ITBACH AL YEHUD Brigade, according to Israeli Police Inspector Tenli CoosCoos.

“It’s a good thing that they did not get into the room across the hall from the department because it’s the State’s top secret laboratory for testing an airborne agent which causes immediate sexual arousal. If that department’s pussy were released into the Israeli public instead of the musically talented pussy, we would have all been surely fucked.” Added Israeli Police Inspector CoosCoos.

The Musica Tov used-record store on Meir Kahane HaTzadik Street’s security cameras caught the cats as they swarmed it shortly after their release.

EXCLUSIVE TO JEWISH MAYHEM
Store Security camera footage at the CD listening booth.

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About the artist:
C_Kick is a Dutch multimedia artist who contributed his amazing imagery for this feature; he is not Jewish nor does he have any interest to join the tribe of Judah, but he did watch Fiddler On The Roof once.