009 Joke Mayhem

A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport in Israel with two large bags.

A customs agent stops him, opens one bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.

The agent asks the passenger: “How did you get this money?”

The man says: “You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and went into all the public restrooms that I could.

Each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, ‘Donate money to Israel or I will cut off your balls.’”

The customs agent is stunned and mumbles: “Well…it’s a very interesting story…

What do you have in the other bag?” The man says: “You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel .”