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The Jews will now have to really watch themselves because the Iranian war machine is entering the lucrative sex toy industry

The Jews will now have to really watch themselves because the Iranian war machine is entering the lucrative sex toy industry and they are planning on fucking everyone up, jihad position.

The Iranian Ministry for Foreign Affairs deputy minister Major dooshbaghdadi, announced last week that ‘the Jewish domination of the world sex toy industry must be destroyed” and that Iran had formed a new R & D branch of the elite Revolutionary Guards, to develop Iranian made sexual weapons of mass destruction to destroy the Zionist sex machine.

Iran’s 1st sex toy, the Wachad (the one in Farsi), was a 3 inch high, vibrating, gyrating, disco-ball, laser emitting dildo,  that was casted from actual penis of the late Ayatolla, and each one blessed by 1000 imams. It was released to the public for retail sale at the recent Saudi Arabian slave show that is held in the Kingdom every year. However Iran had to issue a devastating recall for all the models of the Wachad due to consumer complaints that the dildo broke off into halves while in use. One Iranian woman who wished to remain anonymous said: “This terribly made product comes as no surprise, we Iranian women have suffered thousands of years of brokedicks. We just want our money back”.

With the release of Iran’s second sex toy, the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad PEACEMAKER, they are hoping to win back the confidence of their own people and  to destroy the Zionist sex machine once and for all.