003 Jewish Mayhem Hits the Everything to do with sex show
Jewish Mayhem Hits the Everything to do with sex show
By Jewish Mayhem
Photos by Josh Meles www.meles.ca and Jacki.
Model: Rachel
Special thanks to: Dave Stein and Mikey Singer
Crew: Laura Gossimer, J. Litwack, Josh Meles, Jacki, Rachel
Every year in downtown Toronto, Canada, one of the worlds largest retail conventions takes place at the automotive building, The Everything To Do With Sex Show. This sexual extra-vagina-za features over 300 booths ranging from sex toy shops to the XXX Church that is there to convert anyone to the ways of Zombie deity Jesus, to the celebrity boothes that have LA’s hottest xxx talent signing merch and taking photos with fans.
As it happens, the show is owned and operated by a crew of Hebrews who as it happens, love Jewish Mayhem and were happy to provide me with VIP treatment all of the way so that I could bring the Jewish Mayhem to you. This convention is jam packed with customers and event goers from around the region and by the end of the three days, over 50,000 souls will have passed through the doors.
I called in some of my volunteers to assist me in documenting the Jewish Mayhem and they came through big time. One of the most exciting features for this event for me was getting to meet the one and only Ron Jeremy, but even better, getting to sit down with the man and interviewing him about his Jewish Mayhem. Also on hand was xxx stunt cock, the Jewish Craig Valentine whose cock has been seen in over 300 films and his wife legend xxx actress Summer Haze. Summer was making her comeback after fighting a bout with cervical cancer which she won and so while she was sweet and kind and is sexy, she was not at the to of her game like you may know her in her films.
It was a bizarre and surreal experience there going from booth to booth and inquiring if anyone was Jewish or not, however I would almost always know who is Jewish and who is not because the Jews always replied: “why?” and the non-Jews just said “no”. The paranoia amongst the Hebrews is still active which is kinda reassuring. It was also quite the hilarious experience going from booth to booth as well because many of the booths owners and staff saw my crew coming and thought that we were regular (non Jewish aka mainstream) media and so they engaged us before we had time to inquire if they were Jewish. On more than one occasion the sometimes quite obvious non Jews would fib a little and say that they were in fact Jewish to which we would give them a skill testing Jewish question: “How much were the ZOG conspiracy cheques made out to every Jew that month”, which of course as we all know, we do not get Jewish conspiracy cheques, however it was mortifying to see just how many gentiles fell for it.
Oi der oylem, oi der goylem.
In the photo above is the owner of the pyrex dildo manufacturing company out of Florida. We got to chatting about small things over coffees and of course the discussion fell onto the Middle Eastern conflict and specifically onto to the Security Wall matter, to which I replied that Mexico and America’s wall is older and longer and that he should not hold us Jews and Israel to a second standard, or in other words I told him “not to throw stones when holding glass dildos!”
I was very happy that my good friend Rachel was there to make me look less like an accountant and a little more like…? One of the interesting features at the ETDWSS is their dungeon, where you can watch people get beaten, flogged, whipped, burned, teased and god knows what else, what a great place to be a voyeur and not as freaky or as scary as it seemed in the very beginning when I first entered.
