Things That Every Jew Should Know 002

By: Laura Gossimer

1. Never take a front-row seat at a bris.

2. If you can?t say something nice, say it is in Yiddish or Hebrew.

3. The High Holidays have nothing to with marijuana.

4. And exactly what’s wrong with dry turkey?

5. Pork may be forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice hors d’oeuvre.