010 Barucha HaSatan

Anyone who?s seen a Woody Allen movie, read the Bible, is Jewish, or has leafed through a Friar?s Club Joke Book, knows that the Hebrew people seem to be possessed of a very great libido. Why do you think those black hat types so often drive station wagons? They?re hauling a pride of little Jew tots to Gram?s house! The Word is true and the Jews are being fruitful and multiplying. And speaking of fruits: I?m all for Jewish Unity and the coming of Meshiekh, but not when the unification is of your thighs and my buttocks (and the coming…well, you probably get the picture). Y?see, sometimes it?s a bad idea for an aspiring Ba?al Teshuva to try and start up a conversation with an Orthodox looking Jew – because instead of insights on Torah you might get a glimpse of his Yetzer Horah. Especially when the the conversation is taking place on a bus in the Borough Park section of Brooklyn around midnight, apparently. Because it seems that some of these frums want to be more than just chums.

Can?t you at least ask my name before asking me to sit on your lap there, Schlomo?

-Baruch HaSatan