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Jewish Sex Review: Assraelis

By Jewish Mayhem

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Studio: Tightfit Productions Tightfit Productions.
Tightfit Productions.

Producer: Oren Cohen
Director: Ilay Kimchi
Cast: Rony Pornstar, Ehud Sa’ado, Alma Fauck, Shotty G, Shelly Mimon, Amos Menoy, Ron Dankner, May Buskila

You can watch Part 3 for free here:

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Jewish Mayhem is beginning a new feature called The Jewish Sex Review where we will introduce you to the latest news with Jews involved in the sex, love, and erotic industries, from around the world. Our choice for our premiere feature is a new XXX DVD called Assraelis, yup you read correctly, the new Jewish, Israeli, XXX DVD that was completely filmed in Israel and now just finally released to the world at the recent AVN convention after delays, by Tightfit Productions.

Directed by Ilay Kimchi and starring Rony Pornstar, Ehud Sa’ado, Alma Fauck, Shotty G, Shelly Mimon, Amos Menoy, Ron Dankner, and May Buskila, Assraelis is as it’s name implies, hot Israeli women’s asses and pussies getting pounded in an Israeli style, six day war blitz of hedon-zion-istic action. Israel has produced a quite a few monkey-spanking flicks over the years but nothing of international calibre nor anything memorable whatsoever that I know of, and so Assraelis Director Ilay Kimchi has succeeded in creating the first collection of international quality, Israeli themed fuck vignettes.

 Jewish Sex Review: Assraelis  Assraelies starts with two guys travelling in a taxi out looking for some action, one of the two is the taxi owner/driver and the other is his friend. The two guys drive to Tel Aviv’s tayelet, or boardwalk, where they succeed in picking up two hot Israeli women which they take to to go suck and fuck in some secluded spot.

The second vignette starts out on Tel Aviv’s beach where a couple start getting hot with one another and quickly decide to go somewhere else where they can fuck. The scene switches and we find our couple naked on some bluffs overlooking the Mediterranean sea and bit of North Tel Aviv beach where they get into some serious penetration and friction. What makes this vignette classic was the instance where a passing squad of Israeli soldiers by chance are march near and are filmed cheering the couple on.

The next vignette starts off with an entirely different Israeli babe who happens to be in carpentry shop touching herself. Enter the stunt cock and soon enough he has her wet like a lake and open for business like a 7-11 on a summer day. The caressing leads to sucking and suddenly another stunt cock enters and the action really begins. The two proceed to give her the good ol’ two hole punch which she takes like a pro.

Following the carpentry vignette, we find four male public park employees stumbling upon a dozing Rony Pornstar, who is also dressed like a public parks worker as well. Predictably, the four take turns with her and she eagerly services the four guys. Spliced into this vigenette the scene switches to “the other side of the park” where two parks workers, a man and woman, find a secluded spot to fuck, which they do with vigor. The vignette switches between the the two fuck scenes taking place in the park.

The producers also included some bloopers and behind the scenes footage which was quite entertaining and if you understand Hebrew fluently, you’ll be sure to giggle.

Asssraelis DVD ends off with a promotion for their other videos that they have either produced already or are expected to be released, and ends off with surprising feature on auto erotic self-asphyxiation and more teaser material to for ther productions belonging to Oren Cohen’s Tightfit Productions.

REVIEW:
In short, the actors and the production crew are presumably all Jews, the locale is Israel, and the few lines of dialogue are in Hebrew, but besides those things there is nothing overtly Jewish or Israeli about this production. If the dialogue was switched to Romanian, no one except Hebrew speakers would catch onto the difference. There are plenty of little flaws and annoyances with Assraelis in my opinion but all of them are preventable and could be easily remedied with a little more experience making porn in Israel with Israelis. I recommend Assraelis to you and encourage you to spend a few shekels and buy yourself a copy.

Rabbi Yells “Cut!” Over Porn Flick

Posted Jan 25th 2007 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/25/rabbi-yells-cut-on-assraelis-package/

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Jewish Metal Mayhem: Epidemic

By Jewish Mayhem
Photos by Ram Bulatnikov and provided by Epidemic
myspace.com/epidemiconline

http://www.jewishmayhem.com/video/themanthatkillshimself.flv

epidemic Jewish Metal Mayhem 007: EPIDEMIC

JEWISH MAYHEM REVIEW OF EPIDEMIC

In this second installment of Jewish Metal Mayhem, we are featuring Independent Metal from EPIDEMIC who hail from Nahariya, Israel. Epidemic is comprised of Joseph Everjil , Guitar and Vocals – Jonathan Segal , Guitar and Vocals – Erz Simon , Drums and Back-up Vocals – Wolf Kashirin , Bass

We had the chance to listen to four songs by them The Man the Kills, Carcinoma, Then, and The Mirror, and here is what we had to say.

The Man the Kills Himself

The Man that Kills, has a great first half of the song, it has a killer opening riff that opens the song into a flurry of Soulfly?esque bombast.  Followed by a heavy mix of ball?z out riffing leading into heavy grooves. Some parts in the breakdown were a little?meh?didn?t do much for the song. However, towards coming out of the haze, the song finds it way back to the pocket and rocks out with it?s cock out.

Carcinoma

My shins are hurting from this song, Erz Simon shines on this flurry of 32nd notes at a killer pace. The guitar work is good as well with some nice harmonies bring this song together to make some heavy duty shit.

Then

A blast of old school metal mixed with nu-metal, the bass solo needs some work but the guitar solos pick up the song and bring in this hell bent train of metal back on track. A nice mix of old and new.

The Mirror

Retro-tastic, lots of classic influences in this mainly instrumental song. The vocals need some work but not too much and the recording quality needs more punch. Nice…high five.

As an independent band, EPIDEMIC has done pretty good. They have a base of material to progress and evole into some great metal. Sure they have some work to do, tighten things up but the group as a whole is headed in the right direction. I think with the right boost of recording professionals and some road experience they could cast some heavy molten metal into a solid act for a label that know how to promote Heavy Metal.

Epidemic - Israeli Heavy Metal Band Discography:

- “Evil Against Evil ” (2005, Demo)
- “Earth Penitentiary ” (2006, Demo)
- “The Man That Kills Himself ” (2006, Single)

JM: Tell us about the Heavy Metal scene in Israel for our readers who have not been to Israel.
Joseph ? it’s pretty kicking, but it could be better?something in the mentality ? sometimes it seems like everyone is obsessed about every little thing, but the music.
Jonathan ? The scene is growing everyday, but the unity is getting smaller.
Erez ? The amount of people is small compared to its passion.
Wolf ? The people here love metal, but not club owners.

JM: Is the band going to stay in Nahariya? Has the band thought of moving?
Joseph ? I hope by 2008 we will be out of here.
Jonathan ? First chance we get, we’ll be on our way to the plan.
Erez ? When a good opportunity will come, I’ll be glad to move.
Wolf ?

Epidemic - Israeli Heavy Metal Band JM: Tell us what?s up and coming for Epidemic.
Joseph ? W e really just wanna make music in our life. So that’s what we’re doing.
Jonathan ? We’re doing a sepulture tribute in tell-Aviv, with other Israeli bands.
Erez ? We are currently in touch with a small label in the U.S.
Wolf ?

JM: Where would you like to play that you have not yet?Joseph ? England could be nice?maybe the U.S? or Japan.
Jonathan ?Germany or Austria, cause they’re really into metal.
Erez ? anyplace where race and religion are not important.
Wolf ? Australia and Japan.

JM: What would be your ultimate show/venue to play?
Joseph ? Well shit I don’t know?the bigger the better.
Jonathan ?When peace will rule the world, Palestine could be a nice gig. (If they’ll want us)
Erez ?Eurovision.
Wolf ?Ozzfest.

Epidemic - Israeli Heavy Metal Band JM: Did you record your Demo?s or did you go into a studio to record them?
Jonathan ? The first one was recorded in my brother’s room, but we are working in studios ever since.
Erez -
Wolf ?

JM: Will you release an independent full CD?
Joseph ?
Jonathan ? if things won’t kick in for us, then yeah!
Erez -
Wolf ?

JM: Every band has some stories from live shows, some good some bad. Could you tell us about one of yours?
Joseph -
Jonathan ? There was this one gig we did in a bomb shelter once. It was a small production, but it felt like we were really doing something for the metal scene at that time.
Erez -
Wolf ?

Epidemic - Israeli Heavy Metal Band JM: What kind of music gear are you using these days? Amps etc.
Joseph ?Jackson guitars. ”Boss” ?effects. Fender-amps.
Jonathan ? Jackson guitars. Extreme-III. Fender-amps
Erez ? Pearl drums. Paste cymbals. Pearl eliminator D. pedal. Roland triggers.
Wolf ?Vorson bass. Ibanez amp. Boss pedals: distortion & equalizer.

JM: What was the hardest song you have recorded?
Joseph ? “The man that killed himself”
Jonathan – “The man that killed himself” ?the conductions in the studio were hard.
Erez ? ”Unshined”-because I was totally unprepared and young.
Wolf ?”Then”-

Epidemic - Israeli Heavy Metal Band JM: What are your musical influences??
Joseph ? Pantera, SYL?
Jonathan ? Megadeth, Korn M. Manson , Slayer, and the early: Metallica, Sepulture, Atrocity.
Erez ? Deicide?Primus.
Wolf ?Body count, Flotsam and Jetsam.

JM:  Do Israeli girls come out to metal shows or is it a Sausage fest?
J
oseph -
Jonathan ? no! The girls come?they are always there!
Erez -
Wolf ?

JM:  Are you guys shomer mitzvot or shabbat??
J
oseph – no
Jonathan -no
Erez – no
Wolf ?well?my dad is half Jewish and half Christian, and my mom is Muslim so?

JM:  What would you change in Israel or with the Jewish people if you could? ?
J
oseph ? Israeli people are very uptight?
Jonathan ? I wish we can be more helpful towards ourselves.
Erez ? nothing.
Wolf ?I wish the Israelis could be more open- minded and artistic.

JM:  Any shout outs, plug-ins, or people that you want to thank?
J
oseph ? My parents and all our friends.
Jonathan ?those who support the metal scene, and help others.
Erez ? my brother and my dad.
Wolf ?those who supported us along the way.

JM: Thankx guys and destroy!


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Jewish Mayhem’s Top Ten Gifs 007

Jewish Mayhem’s Top Ten Gifs

By Jewish Mayhem
Images created by assorted artists

GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) is a type of bitmap image that was introduced to the graphics world in 1987 and because of its wide support and portability you see them everywhere on the internet today. GIF’s have color limitations which makes the GIF format useless for print and unsuitable for photographs, but what GIFs are great for are for simple images such as graphics or logos with solid areas of color. The most notable facet and greatest potential of GIFs that it’s designers never imagined was it’s ability to make audioless animations known as animated GIF’s or ANI-GIFs for short. Around the world talented artists with chutzpa and wit and who have mastered the art of making animated GIFs have taken ANI-GIFs in directions nothing short of hilarious, shocking, and outrageous.

I have found tremendous humor and have laughed buckets of snot from ANI-GIFs over the years and I am proud to present to you my top 10 ANI-GIFs for issue 007. If you like this feature then let me know and I will do a 2nd list next issue.

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