HaTotach: Avi Cohen
By Laura Gossimer
TOTACH – ????
[Literally "Cannon"]
Def. Talented male, hot guy, alpha male, impressive man.
The ToTach is a feature of Jewish Mayhem that is special for the female fans of Jewish Mayhem to appreciate. A Totach, is Hebrew for an attractive, impressive Jewish boy is member of the tribes of Israel who is extraordinary in more ways than one.
Name?: Avi Cohen
Birthplace?: Haifa/Pittsburgh PA.
Current Location?: San Francisco CA.
Zodiac Sign?: Scorpio
Eye Color?: Hazel
Hair Color?: Brown
Height?: 5′ 7″
Right Handed or Left Handed?: Right
Your Heritage?: Jewish/Israeli
The Shoes You Wore Today?: Timbos
Your Weakness?: Now that wouldn’t be fair now would it?
Your Fears?: Spelling Bees
Your Perfect Pizza?: Carnivore
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year?: Finish the second half of what i started, O and read more
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger?: Have no messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up?: Food
Your Best Physical Feature?: Situational
Your Bedtime?: Bedtime, what bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory?: Travis Hamil, Zuse and All Ball R.I.P.
Pepsi or Coke?: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King?: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla?: I’m already sweet enough
Cappuccino or Coffee?: Water
Do you Smoke?: Smoking now
Do you Swear?: Some times
Do you Sing?: Maybe
Have you Been in Love?: Deeply
Do you want to go to College?: Doing so
Do you want to get Married?: Yes
Do you belive in yourself?: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness?: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive?: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak?: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents?: Yes
Do you play an Instrument?: A Panasonic DVX-100B
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Gorilla film maker, international man of mystery, etc…
What country would you most like to Visit: Everyone of em, with a camera in hand
Heroes? My mom
Aything else you’d like to tell us about yourself?: Work hard, snowboard a lot. listen to De La, Talib, Tribe, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Jill Scott, Sade, etc . . . Gravitate towards poetry slams, MC battles, the great outdoors, mass travel, good people, etc . . . Came here to San Francisco amongst other things to finish up my masters program in film. . . Stubborn, open minded, an asshole at times, outgoing, ambitious, forgiving, opinionated, creative, compassionate, jaded, etc . .
You can contact Avi through his myspace at: Avi Cohen
Avi’s Growing Collection of Wisdom:
Life’s not a bitch . . . You only call her a bitch cause she won’t let you get that pussy . .
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and the third is for you to devise on your own.
I’ve learned (not through personal experience) that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life.
I’ve learned that making a “living” is not the same thing as making a life.
I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.
I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
A small Display of Avi’s Photography









